My Career Season 7 Episode 8 3/4

(London, England; at the hotel 11:30am)


Last night we got into the hotel in Enlgand around 4:30am. I passed out right when we got to the hotel, but Punk stayed awake and went to the gym. God only knows why England has gyms opened up at 4:30 in the morning. All I know is that he came back around 6am and fell asleep and has been asleep ever since. So I figured why not wake up around 10 and get ready for the show tonight. I didn't have a match, I had commentary to do tonight. Which, I didn't mind at all, I love making fun of Michael Cole on commentary. The call time for the show was 6pm. I took at thirty minute shower and it just felt so good to relax my sore muscles from wrestling. I finished my shower and got the new pair of jeans I bought from Switzerland on and a black v-neck. I took my wet hair out of the towel and towel dried it then combed it. It's kinda funny noticing the blonde hair underneath my dark brown hair ontop. Whenever I ask a stupid questiong to Punk he grabs my hair and looks at it with a funny look on his face and then he yells BLONDIE in my ear. Ahh, I remember when he was a blonde, I did the exact same thing. So anyways, I walked out of the bathroom and grabbed my blow dryer and straightener. I blow dryed my hair for at least ten minutes and then began to straighten my hair for about twenty minutes. Oh how I still wish I had naturally straight hair, yet I got curly hair. It has it's benefits. Okay, I gotta stop talking about my hair it's wierd. I fixed up the bathroom and put everything away and Punk was STILL asleep. So I decided to watch TV next to him, I flipped threw some channels and decided to watch Teen Mom. I only watch this when nothing else is on TV. I swear if I was a teenager and got pregnant my parents wouldn't give me my own TV show, I would get killed. "The hell are you watching?" Punk asked groggy rubbing his eyes. "Teen mom, nothing else is on." I said as he got up and strecthed. "Oh guess what I found out last night at the gym?" "Oh you mean this morning?" I asked being sarcastic. "Little smart ass you are." He smiled at me and I smiled back. "But there are batting cages right next to the gym, and I was wondering if you wanna go there." *Batting cages? I haven't swung a baseball bat for YEARS* I thought to myself. "Sure, I wanna go!" I said to him then looking back at the TV. "What you think your parents would say if you were sixteen and god pregnant?" He asked me. "Oh my... I probably would get kicked out of my house.. or killed. I sure as hell wouldn't have my own show." "And knowing your father, woo... he'd wip your ass." He said going into the bathroom. I just shook my head even thinking of the thought of what my parents would say if I was pregnant at such a young age. If I was now they would probably love if I was pregnant.. but right now I'm not focused on that really. All I'm focused on his being the WWE Unisputed Diva's champion for the seventh time. If I get to be the seventh I'm tied with one of the best women's wrestlers in the world. Trish Stratus, she held the WWE Women's Championship seven times and if I'm tied with her, it will be such an honor. Wouldn't it be awesome if we had a match? Oh my..


(Batting Cages)


Punk and I decided to wound up everyone and take them to the batting cages with us. Most of them didn't wanna go, because they wanted to go to the gym. But see because Punk is the best the batting cages are right next to the gym.. so whoever wanted to go to the batting cages could go there and those who wanted to go to the gym, could go to the gym. "Batting cages next to a gym? Really?" Miz asked with Maryse as we walked over to the batting cages. "Yes really." I said looking at the batting cages and no one was there, this is gonna be fun. "I haven't swung a baseball bat since my freshman year in college on the softball team." I said looking at the metal bats there. "Since when did you play softball?" Heather asked, she was a former softball player as myself. "Since I was like maybe six." "Holy shit! Me too!" She exclaimed. "This is stupid." Kat said folding her arms. Heather and I just looked at each other, then looked at Kat. "BITCH THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!!" I yelled as Heather did the same. "Oh shit!" She said hiding behing Jammy. "Don't you dare even think about hiding behind me, your ass is gonna get kicked." Kat slowly backed off and I just laughed. So we all decided what we wanted to do and the ones who wanted to bat were me, Punk, Heather, John, Justin, and Miz. The others went to the gym except for Kat and Maryse, they wanted to watch while, Alex, Nikie, Jenny, Cody, and Jamila went to th gym. "Alright who wants to go first?" John asked. "I'll go." Heather said grabbing a bat and a helmet. Heather got into her batting stance and as soon as the first pitch came she swung as hard and she could and the ball went flying! She hit most of the balls and she probably missed give pitches. When she was done, she had a big smile on her face. "That was fun." She said taking her helmet off still smiling. Then the order was, John, Miz, Punk then it was me. John, Miz, and Punk did pretty good. Punk was being cocky the whole time obbviously. "Your next." Punk said handing me a bat and helmet. I took the bat and helmet and headed into the cage. "You suck!" Kat said before I was getting into my batting stance but I headed over towards her and hit the cage with the bat scaring the crap out of her and Maryse. "Dude, chill just kidding!" She said sticking her tounge out at me. "Mhhhhm." I said before getting ready into batting stance. The first pitch came and I missed it. This is going to be tough. The second pitch came, then I swung the bat and hit the ball and I hit it pretty far, but not as far as Heather. One by one I kept hitting the balls harder and harder. The final bitch was coming up and I was getting warmed up. At last, it was the finally pitch and I swung as hard as I could and I hit it and the speed off how it hit it, hit the pitching machine and it began to smoke and freak out. "Well damn.." I said gazing at the pitching machine, then I turned to everyone. "RUN BITCHES RUN!!!" I yelled dropping the bat and helmet running out of the cage door running towards the gym as everyone followed me. "The hell did you guys do?" Cody asked as he was doing dumbells. I gained all my breath back and spoke. "I might have broken the pitching machine out there." I whispered. "WHAAAAAT!?!?!" The yelled screamed. "SHHHH!!!!" The rest of us said. "I hit the ball so hard that it hit the machine and boke." I said trying to calm them. "Damn, Kristen I knew you had a slight attitude but I didn't know you can take your anger out on a picthing machine." Jamila said. I rolled my eyes at her, so for the rest of our time we just stayed in the gym and stayed calm. Thank God, I didn't get caught by any of the  workers at this place who saw my break the machine.


(Colt's POV; Colt's Apartment)


What a boring day it's been so far. All I did was re-organize my house trying to figure out what I'm gonna do for podcasts and all the shit. I kinda wish I had a girl here to help me out with it. It's kinda upsetting, knowing that you have no one there to help you with, but at the same time, I'm happy being single. I don't know my emotions are just so strange from time to time. I kinda wish I had a girl like Kristen. She's like the whole package. Damn Punk, he's a really lucky guy and he knows it for sure. I'm not gonna lie, I had a thing for Kristen when I first met her when she was nineteen. But, Punk told me that he liked her the first moment he saw her, so I let her have him. See how nice I am to him? God, no one ever sees it, but whatever he's my best bud. What Kristen said that one day was true, him and I really should have our own TV show. But honestly, how the fuck can I get my own TV show started? Like I'd LOVE to do that, but how do I do it... that's when it all clicked in. Ace's sister works for TV programming maybe she can get me my own TV show along with Punk. I pulled my phone out of my pocket and called him ."YOOO." He said sounding tired. "Hey, bro. You know how you sister-" "Dude, she has a boyfriend." He cut me off. "I'm not gonna ask her out dumbass, does she still work for TV programming?" "Yeah, why?" He asked. "Because, Kristen suggested that Punk and I get our own TV show... could she set us up?" I asked. "Dude, that'd be awesome! Head over here now, she's coming over to visit and we'll see what she can do!" He said. "I'm on my way." I said before hanging up. This is gonna be great!


(Normal)


"KRISTEN!!! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!" Jenny yelled coming into the locker room as I was picking out my outfit for commentary tonight . "What? What's wrong?" "Natalya and Beth are going at it!! There beating the shit out of each other!!" My eyes widened and I ran out with her and damn she's fast. "JENNY!! NOT SO FAST!!" I yelled out loud trying to catch up. "CATCH UP!!" She yelled back. I just kept up with her and she stopped fast around the corner and I almost ran into her. "Right around here they are." She said looking, I looked too and noticed that they were hitting each other as hard as they could. "COME ON NATALYA!!! KICK HER ASS!!!!" I shouted encouraging her. But that didn't anything, Beth grabbed her by her head and slammed it against the wall. "Oh shit." I said backing up, Jenny just took of running. "JENNY!!!!" I yelled seeing her running away. "You want her to kick my ass now?" Beth asked walking up to me. "LOOK AT HER!!! SHE'S HURT ON THE GROUND UNCONSIOUS!!" She yelled scaring me. "No one is here to help you now." She said putting her hands around my throat choking me. I kicked her in the gut and knocked her to the ground and I got my breathing back under control. "YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I shouted at her punching her over and over again. "HEY! BREAK IT UP OVER HERE COME ON!!!" Security said getting us off of each other. "The hell is going on here!!?!!" Hunter asked storming his way over towards us. "THAT GIRL IS A PHYSCO!!!" Beth yelled. "NO!!! See attacked Natalya for no reason what so ever!!" I said pointing to Natalya on the ground in pain trying to get up. "See just decided to hit me.." She mumbled as she was being helped up by trainers. "Alright, I don't know what happened, I just want everything around here to be perfect, so Beth go prepare for your match against AJ tonight and as for you, go get ready for commentary." He said walking away. "Go get ready." Beth said with an evil smirk on her face. "Oh shut the hell up dumbass." I said walking away heading back th my locker room. Tonight AJ was going up against Beth and it was gonna be tough for AJ. AJ is smaller than me, but she's got a big fight in her. I knew that she could do it, but it would be hard for her. I came back into the room and picked out my outfit for the night. Tonight I'm wearing a plain strapless white dress with a small silver bow across the waist line and knee high converse. Okay, the outfit may not look like it goes together, but it actually does. "Woooaah.." I heard someone say, I turned around and saw Punk standing there. "Woah what?" I asked. "You look good." He smirked at me, I smiled back and went back to putting all the other clothes back in my bag. "Miss Brooks?" Hunter asked walking in. "Uhh.. that's Mrs. Brooks." Punk informed him. "Shut up, after the match against AJ and Beth, they both leave the ring and you have a promo to do. Say whatever the hell you want I don't really care." "Whatever I want?" I asked shocked. "Whatever you want." He said leaving the room. The biggest smiled just appeared on my face. "Happy dance time?" Punk asked. I nodded my head and jumped in the air and shouted "HAPPY DAAANCEEE!!!!!" I said happy dancing afterwards. "Why is she so happy?" Kat asked walking in the Starbucks in her hand, Justin following her. "Guess who gets to have a promo after a divas match and gets to say whatever she wants to say!?!" I said to her and she just smiled at me. "YOU DO!!" She said, then we held hands and jumped up and down just like James and Logan do from Big Time Rush. She stopped and I was just confused, then realized that Punk and Justin were looking at us strangely. "Are we really that scary?" I asked her. "I honestly don't wanna answer that question." She said letting go of my hands. Punk shock his head at us. "Oh my God, you two are just..." He said. "So strange." Justin said finishing his sentence. "Shut it." I said to him. He just rolled his eyes and drank his coffee. "Babe, do you know where my trunks are?" Punk asked. "In my bag as always." I said. "Thanks mama." He said slapping my butt as he went over to my bag. "Jeez, that hurt!" I said holding my butt. "I know." He said searching through my bag and finally found them. "Alright, people out of here, I need to think of what I'm going to say for my promo!" I said motioning my hands to shoo them off. "Well damn, a simple I need some alone time would be nice." Kat said taking her coffee and leaving. "Goodbye kiss?" Punk asked. I rolled my eyes at him and grabbed him by his shirt collar pulled him close to me and kissed him with passion. After a moment I broke apart and he was all loopy. "You okay?" I asked him. "D'all be okay." He said walking out almost tripping over his own two feet and yes he said d'all instead of I'll. I just shooky my head at him grabbing a few pieces of paper and a pen. Time to let my creativity shine through...


(AJ vs Beth Phoenix)


"We have the lovely number one contender Kristen joining us at ringside tonight as the Divas match is underway!" JR said as I was making my way over towards the commentary table. "Thank you JR." I said as I was putting my headset on and sitting down in the chair they gave me. "Oh this shall be fun." Michael Cole mumbled. I turned towards him and gave him a look. "Excuse me, if you have anything to say, just say it." I said leaning back in the chair. He didn't say anything and AJ and Beth started to go at it in the ring. "Kristen, we understand that you don't like Beth." Jerry said. "Oh, can you blame me?" I asked him. "But we want to know why." He said. "Why? I'll be glad to tell you why." I cleared my throat. "She's a dumbass hoe and I don't like her." I said. "Uh, at commentary you can't say that." Cole commented. "Shut the hell up and let me do what I wanna do." I said back. "Some harsh words from the number one contender." JR said. I watched the match and Jerry and JR only pointed out what was going on in the match as I watched back, slipping in a few words or two as Cole said nothing. Beth ended up winning the match and AJ put up a good fight, I give her credit. Beth was in the ring and she starred down at me. "We happen to have a slight stare down here." JR said as Beth was making her way towards the commentary table, but then she turned and left. I pulled my head set off and went over towards Justin Roberts and grabbed a microphone. "Alright, cut her music she's gone." I said and they did as I said as I looked into the crowd. "So now I'm number one contender for the WWE Undisputed Championships. You guys probably don't think I won't take Kelly Kelly seriously. Well truth is I actually am. I've been helping her out for the past few weeks giving her advice at how she can become better and be a better champion. It makes me sick, that you people on your stupid little computer sit there and type about her giving her bad reviews. Calling her a 'slut'." The crowd starting to boo me slightly. "Hold on, I'm not being a bad person, I'm just stating something that's true. I hate it when people do that. Honestly what if someone did that to you? They have feelings." Then they started to cheer. "Eliminate the hate guys, no one likes a hatter. So anyways, back to the match." I said walking over to the top turnbuckle and sitting on it. "Kelly, brings everything you have. Bring your A game, everything I've told you to do. Bring it, cause I'm not gonna go easy on you. Also, if I win this match... I tie the number of titles holds with someone you guys now very well... a legend to the women's division in championship history. Trish Stratus." And the crowd really began to cheer. "That's right. Trish... if your watching and listening. If I win that match, I WANT.. no... I NEED a match against you. To prove that I'm the best in the world with the women's division." Then Kelly's music hit and she came down to the ring with the title's and had a microphone in hand. "Well, thanks for defending me Kristen, I appreciate that." She said as I nodded my head. "And, I'm bringing everything you taught me about becoming better. I'm being serious, if you think I was being serious now, your wrong everyone. I'm more serious." I clapped and I'm proud of her I hope she means this. "Kelly, I hope you mean this and I'm looking foward to our match." I said extending my hand and she shoke my hand and left the ring. "One more thing, I'd like to get off my chest. Many of you ask why I can't stand Beth Phoenix. Why can't I stand her? One, she's a bully." I said making a number one with my finger. "Two, bullies think they are better than everyone. And third, she just annoys me." Then Beth's music played and she made her way down to the ring. "OH YEAH!?!" She said getting pissed off. "Uh.. yeah. I said pissing her off more. "Well, I don't like little girls like you saying that you hate me." "Well, thats to damn bad!" I said walking past her wanting to leave the ring, but she grabbed my arm and pulled me back and got in my face. "Your asking for trouble missy." She said pushing me. "Oh really?" I asked pushing her back but harder then she pushed me. "This is isn't Kristen the WWE Divas talking to you, it's personal now betweet us, this is Kristen Brooks talking to Elizabeth Kocianski." And a smirk just appeared on her face as one did on mine. I made a fist and was about to hit her, but Hunter's music played. "Alright, Kristen I told you before and you could have said whatever you wanted to say not to have a fight that's enough." He said. "Whenever I say it's enough, that's when it's enough." I told him and he got PISSED, but then he smiled. "I had a feeling you would say that, because I just got off the phone with someone by the name of Trish Stratus and she said she would LOVE to have a match against you, but since I'm in charge I might change that." He said walking away. "Woah, wait a minute. You wouldn't wanna disappoint the WWE Universe would you now? Because, I'm sure that EVERYBODY in the WWE Universe would LOOOOOOVE, to see Me vs Trish Stratus!" And the crowd went crazy. "You want it? You got it, now out of my ring and head back there before I change my mind." He said leaving. I just smiled and glarred at Beth and left the ring heading backstage.


(Backstage)

"I can't believe your going to get a match against Trish Stratus!" Kat shouted as were we all walking out of the arena. "Niether can I! I wasn't even planning on that happening!" I said, I seriously couldn't even believe this was happening, so far Hunter made a good decision giving me a match against Trish Stratus in the future. Hopefully he'll make more good decisions around here. "But when the hell with that match be?" Jamila asked looking up for her phone, ever since Jamila has been dating that hockey player Kevin or whatever, she's had her phone next to her non-stop texting him. "Who knows, just sometime in the future." I said looking over at Punk who had a smile on his face. "You did amazing." He said right before kissing me. "Ugh, must you kiss right infront of me." Justin said right behind us. "Shut it South African Boy, would you rather have us kiss like this?" I asked and pulled Punk close to me and had such an intense make out session. "I'm scarred for life..." He said slowly walking away. "Thanks." Kat said walking by me. "No problem whore!" I shouted at her. So finally we left and got on the plane to Italy! This shall be fun!

To be continued...

My Career Season 7 Episode 8 2/4

(On the Tour Bus in Switzerland)


"This place is amazing!" I said taking pictures on my phone as we were riding the tour bus. Well day three of being in Europe, we had a flight to Switzerland and the WWE Superstars and Divas have our own tour buses to get a tour of Switzerland. "I can't wait for Italy though." Punk said with a smirk on his face. If ya'll haven't remembered Punk and I had our honeymoon there so him and I are pretty much gonna LOOVE it there. "Niether can I." I said putting my phone in my pocket as we sat together on the tour bus with his arm around me. "HOLY SHIT!! HE HIT ME WITH A SHELL!!" John yelled from the front of the bus. What's so cool on this bus is that there is a gamecube and they have Mario Kart and John being the crazy person he is decided to play Mario Kart and he is marking out every move he makes. "WHAT?! I CAM IN SECOND!?!? I TOTALLY DESERVED FIRST!!" He said freaking out. "Oh, being first. Reminds me when you first deserved kissing Vince McMahon's ass." Punk commenting. "BITCH WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!" Nickie yelled coming up to us. "Did I stutter?" Punk asked smirking. "Punk stop." I said turning to him, he just gave me a look. "Say on more thing about him, your nuts are coming off and I'm throwing them into that lake over there!" She said pointing out the window to where a lake was. Punk just stared her down and she stared him down and then she walked away. "I'm going up there." I said taking his arm off me. "Why?" He asked. "Because I want to and I can." I said annoyed. I don't really care, it was mean and I had to appologize to John. "Hey, John I'm sorry for what Punk said." I said going over to where John was in the front of the bus. "Eh, I don't care I'm use to getting that." "You sure? I feel bad." "Don't worry about it kiddo. To make sure you don't feel bad, grab the other controller and play." I smiled and grabbed the other controller as we switched the game to two player mode. We picked out teams and we raced. "God dammit! Out of my way!!" John said as he past me in the game making his way to first place. I sped up passing him the game. "Out of my way!!" I said sticking my tounge out at him. He rolled his eyes at me and in the end I won. "OH! WHO WON!? ME!!! HAPPY DANCE!!" I shouted in his face doing my happy dance. "You serious? Your copying Kendall's happy dance from Big Time Rush." Kat said watching me. "Your point?" I asked still happy dancing. "First you steal his and Jo's goodbye kiss and now his happy dance." I looked at her as if she was crazy. "Still... your point?" I asked, she rolled her eyes and walked away. I stopped happy dancing and made my way back to my seat next to Punk. "You kicked John's ass playing that video game." He said pulling me close to him. "Yeah." I said kissing his cheek. The bus driver stopped and dropped us of in the city in Switzerland at some shops for us to shop at. Since WWE is being not assholes as much as they use to be, they gave very Superstar and Diva 3,000 dollars to spend on this trip(I forgot to add that in the last chapter) "Man, I'm in such a need of new clothes." Heather said getting off the bus with Alex.  "Thank God they gave us 3,000 dollars to spend." Jamila said getting off right behind. "I just need new clothes period." I said walking hand and hand with Punk. We found some random store which had some pretty nice clothing inside so the crew walked in along with me and Punk. I looked around the store with Punk in the men's section first because, he seriously needs new clothes. "Babe hows this?" He asked me holding up a plain white T-shirt. "You have a thousand of those already." I said looking at some leather jackets. I found on that had no sleeves like you wear a T-shirt under it then you wear the jacket. "Hm.. instead, get a white t-shirt and put this over it." I said handing him the jacket. He did as I said and came out of the changing room. "Well?" He asked showing off the jacket. "That's hot.. just please.. you need a new pair of pants." "Why? What's wrong with my pants?" I gave him a look. "Have you seen those pants? Babe, please you need a new pair of pants. Or maybe two pairs... or ten." He rolled his eyes. "Fine, I'll get new pants." "HAPPY DANCE!" I shouted doing my happy dance once again. "Damn, two happy dances in one day.. is that a good thing?" He asked smirking at me. "Of course." I smiled at him. So finally I picked out some pants for Punk and he looked so much better in them. "OHH!! Punk get a suit!!" I said looking at some suits. "A suit? I never wear one unless it's at the Hall of Fame awards at Wrestlemania." "Come on, please? If you take me out somewhere fancy you can wear it." I said cheesing at him. "Cheesin' mad hard babe." He said looking at the suit. "I'll think about it." He began. "If I get a suit then you," He went over to the women's side picking out a bra and panties that were pink and had black lace on it walking back over to me. "You buy this." He handed it to me. "You serious now?" I asked looking at it then at him. "And you gotta wear it." He smirked at me. I looked at the suit and then at him. "Fine." I gritted through my teeth. "HELL YEAH! HAPPY DANCE!" He said mocking my happy dance. I rolled my eyes at him and I picked out a suit I liked for him and we got him measured and thank God, they had his right size and everything. Then we went over to my side. "This is so pretty." I said looking at this dress, it was a party dress and it was strap-less the top was black, at the waist it had purple diamons on it and below that it was purple with little ruffles in it(i believe thats the word. I can't get the pic of what it looks like sorry) All I know what that it was pretty and that I wanted it. "Get that please." Punk said wrapping his arms around my waist. I smiled and found my size. Also in the store I picked out some new shirts, new ripped skinny jeans and new hair accessories. We checked out and we still had money to spend. I love this European tour so far.


(At the Arena)


So far backstage it's okay really except for the food here. It smells and looks disgusting. I don't know what Switzerland people eat, all I know is that it's gross. "It smells like ass back here." Kat said as I was walking with her around backstage. "I dare you to eat that." I said pointing to some yellow thing that was steaming and bubbling. "I will if you will." She said looking at me. "Alright." I sighed handing her a plate and getting one for me. We scooped some on our plates and looked at it in disgust. "What are you girls up to know?" Justin asked. "Were going to try this... thing." Kat said poking at it with her fork. "This.. thing?" He asked. "Yes, this thing." I said the smell was just.. disgusting. "Okay, but I know for a fact you guys are gonna puke." "We're not gonna puke." I said. "Yeah you will." He said folding his arms. "Whose gonna puke?" Punk asked putting his Best in the World shirt on. "These two." Justin said pointing at us. "Oh no.." He said nervous. "Well," I looked at Kat. "Dig in." She finished my sentence we both tried it and actually it wasn't that bad. "Hey, this isn't so-" I began to say then I looked at Kat who had a pained look on her face and she held her stomach. "Holy shit.." I said doing the same holding my stomach and I got on the ground on my knees. Punk grabbed a waste basket and placed it infront of me and Justin did the same for Kat. "Babe if you gotta puke then-" Punk began but I interrupeted him because I puked. "Puke.." He finished his sentence holding m hair back. "If you gotta to then do it." Justin said rubbing Kat's back as I continued to puke. She began to breath heavily and she got up slowly. "I'm okay." She said looking at me. "Damn, that girl can puke." She said. "Oh this is so gross." I said between pukes. "What's wrong with Krissie!?" Jamila asked running up to me. "Her and I tried that yellow thing over there and she puked." "And you didn't?" She asked. "Nope." "Damn." Finally I got up and grabbed a napkin and wipped my mouth. "That was so gross, how did you not puke!?" I asked Kat. "Easy, I have a stronger stomach then you do." I rolled my eyes and turned to Punk. "I'm not gonna kiss you until your rinse your mouth fifty times." He said backing up. I nodded my head slowly turning the other way looking as if I was heading to the locker rooms but I ran right towards Punk and gave him the most biggest kiss ever. He pulled me off of him and looked at me. "Should I run?" I asked smiling at him. "Hell yes mouther fucker you better run!" He shouted and I ran away as he chased after me. "God, I never understand them two.." Jamila said. "I don't think anyone ever will." Justin said. "Yet, we love them." Kat said as they all nodded their head in agreement.


(Kristen vs Beth Phoenix vs Heather vs Kat vs Jenny vs Brie and Nikki Bella vs Jamila vs Natalya vs AJ)


Ahh, nothing like a ten person battle royal in Switzerland. The winner of the match get's a number one contender spot at Kelly Kelly for her WWE Undisputed Diva's Championship. So us girls agreed earlier that no matter who wins this match, if we have to eliminate each other our friendship won't be ruined because of a match. So we all just looked each other in the ring and my main focus was on Beth, I just had to get rid of her in the match, we all had a plan to eliminate Beth first then we get rid of the other then it's all us. The bell rang and we all ran at Beth but she got out of the way and we all collided and the collision knocked Jenny out of the ring. We all looked shocked that we knocked her out of the ring. "Guys, don't worry about me, just focus on the match!" She said getting up heading over to the ramp. And we did as she said. I focused on Beth, AJ helped me. Kat was taking on Natalya, and Heather and Jamila each had one of the Bella twins. AJ and I got Beth into the middle of the ring and we both gave her a suplex. I just looked at AJ then at the crowd and a smile grew across my face. "IIIIIIITSSSS CLOOOOOOBEEERRRRRRINNNNN TIIIIIMMMMME!!!!!!" I shouted kicking Beth in the back. AJ wipped herself of the ropes and kicked Beth in the back too. "OH SHIT!" Beth yelled in pain. After that we both picked her up and tossed her into a turnbuckle and AJ ran full speed at her and gave her a clothesline. I walked up to Beth and placed her on the top turnbuckle. I glanced over the crowd and gave Beth a top rope hurricarana. AJ picked her up and tossed her out of the ring, she maybe small, but she can fight. I noticed that Kat and Natayla were out of the ring and on the floor. Also Heather and Jamila were still battling the Bellas on the roped and someway, somehow they both got eliminated. It was just me and AJ in the ring and the crowd really liked it. "What ever happens happens." I said to her. She nodded her head and we locked up in the ring. I won over that lock up and irish wipped her into the ropes and gave her an elbow to the face. I knocked her down and picked her right back up and gave her a suplex. I went for the pin but only got a 1 count. I picked her up and she irish wipped me into the turnbuckle and began to punch me repeatedly in the face over and over, she stepped away and ran right towards me and gave me a clothesline. I was tired and she hit me hard too. She picked me up and placed me on the top turnbuckle and she was about to hit a suplex on me but that didn't work I knocked her off of me and she landed perfectly in place. I got up on the turnbuckle and gave her a diving elbow. I got her up and gave her the Third Degree. "1!2!3!!" The reff said and the bell rang. "HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WWE UDISPUTED DIVAS CHAMPIONSIPP.... KRRRIIIISSSSTEEEEEN!!!!" Justin Roberts said as I got my hand raised in victory/ I celevrated in the ring and I said. "I LOVE IT HERE BUT YOUR FOOD SUCKS!!!" I said with a smile on my face as I made my way backstage.


(Hotel 12am)


"We both kicked ass tonight." Punk said as we were watching TV together in the hotel room. I nodded my hand as I cuddled up next to him, he looked me in the eyes and was about to kiss me, but he was interuppted because my phone went off. "God dammit, every time." He said turning over on his stomach. "Ugh." I said getting up to where my phone was, my brother was calling me. "Hello?" I asked. "Hey, is everything good between you and Phil now?" "Yeah.. why?" I asked. "Oh okay, because I bought Bently I new wodden bat and I wanted to test it out." He said.. "HAHAHA very funny." I said not amused. "I'm just kidding! God, Bently won't stop asking for you like crazy." "Awww." I said which caused me to smile. "No lie, he really likes you." "Well, who wouldn't?" I asked which caused him to laugh. "So did you plan anything yet for your one year anniversary with Phil?" He asked. "We haven't really talked about it yet... why?" "Oh good! Because mom, dad, and I wanted to give you guys your own private party at some place in New Jersey... that sound good?" He asked. "Yeah! I just gotta check with Phil first!" I exclaimed. "What?" Punk asked in the back ground but I ignored him. "Oh sweet! Call me sometime soon if you guys wanna, cause we need to know ASAP." He said. "Alright, I gotta go see ya!" I said "Bye." I hung up and flopped on the bed. "Who was that?" Punk asked engullfing me into his strong, tattooed arms. "My brother, he asked us what we're doing for our one year anniversary." I smiled after saying that and so did Punk. "We haven't planned anything yet." Punk said. "I know, him and my parents wanna give us our own private party some place in New Jersey." "That sounds nice." He said. "So you wanna do that?" I asked. "If you wanna then I will." He kissed my cheek. "Okay, we'll do that." I smiled. "Isn't it funny that our families have only met like twice?" He asked. "Yeah, that's what happens when your a pro wrestler." I said. "Yeah that's true." "But, I love my job, even if it comes with prices to pay." I said. "I love my job, because thats how I met you." Punk said. I smiled at him and got closer to him laying my head on his chest listening to his heart beat as I fell asleep.


To be continued...

My Career Season 7 Episode 8 1/4

"God, Colt your not a dog trainer your a pro wrestler!" I shouted as I was coming down the stairs. "SHH! This dog will jump through the hoop!" Why am I not surprised by Colt doing this? He went out and bought a small hola-hoop for a dog to jump through, he comes over, and picks up Ace and tries to teach him how to jump through the hola-hoop. "He WILL jump through." He said with a goofy smile on his face. I just rolled my eyes at him making my way into the basement where Punk was doing laundry. "Aw! Your doing laundry!" I said smiling at him. "Don't get use to it, I need to find my gym shorts." Then he stopped looking in the laundry and looked at me, I was wearing his gym shorts. "Why are you wearing my gym shorts?" He asked me. "Because, I didn't feel like wearing my tight jean shorts and these are so comfy." He just looked at me and smiled slightly. "Fine, you can wear them they look better on you anyways." He said kissing my cheek. I blushed and continued to do that laundry. "What's Colt doing up there?" He asked helping me. "He's trying to teach Ace how to jump through a hola-hoop." Punk shook his head. "He's such an idiot sometimes, does he really think Ace will listen to him? That dog barely listens to me." "He listens to me." I said. "Well that's because you spend the most time with him ever since I got you him seven years ago." He said. I was about to say something but I heard a yell from upstairs. "HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh shit, the hell did he do know!" Punk said running up the stairs. I followed right after him and we got into the living room seeing all the dogs jumping on him as he was laying on the floor. "Colt! What did you do!?" I asked getting them off of him. "These three little ones over here tried killing me!!" Pointing to Rookie, Jack, and Peps. "My three little angels!" I said petting them. "ANGELS!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I go in the cabinet to get a dog treat to help Ace out and I get attacked!" "Big mistake, if you only bring one treat, it will be World War Three." I said. "Well I learned that the hard way!" He yelled. "JESUS CHRIST! HOW CAN YOU FIT IN THESE!?" I heard Punk yell from upstairs. I ran up the stairs into our room and saw him trying on a pair of my shorts. "What the hell are you doing!?" Colt asked. "Well, since she's in my gym shorts, I think I'll wear her shorts!" Punk said trying to fit into them. I just bursted out laughing, "Yeah! Cause your gonna fit in a size five!" I said laughing. "OOH!!! I wanna wear some of your clothing!!" Colt said going into the closet grabbing a pair of my shorts and a tight shirt of mine. He changed right there infront of me and Punk. "GOD DAMN!!! Why are these so tight! It hurts!" Colt said. "I think I'm experiencing shrinkage." Punk said. "What?" Colt asked. " Shrinkage! The little general is about to go into re-treat!" He exclaimed. Colt just gave me a goofy smile. "AW! Kristen, the little general went into re-treat!" He said. I just rolled my eyes. "This is way to funny." I said laughing even more. Colt just looked frikking hilarious, he had one of my tight shirts on, which I'm now sure will be to big on me know. And my short were around his inner tighs showing his boxers, same with Punk with my shorts, but he had one of his shirts on. "Wait! I got an idea!" Colt said going into one of my drawers pulling out one of my head bands with a flower on it and putting it on his head. "Dude, hand me one!" Punk said and Colt did as Punk said and handed him another one of my head bands but this one was black with white polka dots but he still wore it. "Oh my God. Guys please don't move I need a picture of this no one will ever believe me that you two did this!" I said pulling out my phone. "Do you want us to have a funny pose? A happy pose? A sad pose? Or a-" Colt began. "I want this pose." I said showing them a picture from Ring of Honor days Punk had a serious face and Colt had a happy face. "DUDE! I remeber that night!" Colt said. "Yeah, we lost out match against the Briscoe brothers thanks to you!" Punk said. "Hey, that chick in the crowd was hot!" "Guys! Back to the picture!" They both did their pose and I took the picture. "You guys seriously should have a TV show." "I have a live podcast.. does that count?" Colt said. "Oh yeah! I forgot about that!" "Yeah, that's nice to say, anyways I need a guest for my next podcast soon and I already had Punk be a guest, so Kristen how would you like to be a guest?" He asked me. "Sure thing!" I said. "But it wont take place for a while." "Sure, just tell me when you need me." I said flopping on my bed. "Yeah, this is awkward." Punk said. "Yeah, I kinda want my shorts back."  I said looking at him. "Okay, I'll just go find another pair and go jogging." He said getting off my shorts and finding another pair in one of the drawers putting them on. "Oh the little general came out of re-treat." I just went bug eyed. "TO MUCH INFO." I exclaimed. "Oh you love it." He smirked at me, I just rolled my eyes. "I'm gonna join you bro." Colt said getting out of my clothes putting his back on. And they started heading out. "Um, Colt can I have my head band back?" "OH YEAH!" He said handing it back to me and off those two went. I honestly would have no idea what I would do without them two..


(Airport; 4:30am)


So it's now Wednesday morning at 4:30 in the morning. All WWE Superstars and Divas are heading over to Europe for four days for shows. We are going to France, Switzerland, England, and Italy. Italy is last thank God. I love it there, not only because it's beautiful but it's also where Punk and I went for our honeymoon which was amazing of course. "I'm so tired.." I moaned as we were all waiting to get onto our plane. "I think we all are." Heather said as Alex put his arm around her. "I'm not!" Nikie exclaimed. "Why are not surprised?" Punk asked. She just gave him a death glare but Punk rolled his eyes at her. "Why won't they let us on the fucking plane? It leaves in a half hour and we should be on it!" Kat said getting super annoyed. "Babe, calm down." Justin said calming her down but she just complained more to him, lovely. "I just wanna be there already." I said leaning on Punk. I was just super tired and all I wanted was to sleep. Punk wrapped his arms around my waist and finally they called us onto the plane and we all go settled in, but we still had to wait for a half hour for the plane to take off. Other superstars aren't even fucking here yet, which got me annoyed. "CAN WE FUCKING GO!!" I heard someone yell from the back. I have no idea who it was but I completely agreed with them. "Here," Punk said handing me his ipod. "I made a playlist for you on there. I'm sure you'll enjoy it." "Aw, Philly." I said resting my head on his shoulder. "You haven't called me that in such a long time!" He said. "I know." I said grabbing his hand begining to listen to the playlist he made me. He put all the songs that remind us of each other as the playlist.. such as Far Away by Nickelback, You Had Me At Hello by A Day To Remember(there goes the obbsession with ADTR again :P) Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls featuring Taylor Swift, Unconditions by H2O, Addicted by Saving Abel, Hanging By The Moment by Lifehouse, Whatever It Takes by Lifehouse, You And Me by yet again Lifehouse. And just for fun he put I Wanna Go by Britney Spears on the playlist. A guy like him cannot like Britney Spears.. yet he does. I've been with him for such a long time and I don't even understand how he can still. I mean she's not bad or anything, but him liking her music? Just strange. "Wait, I wanna listen to Britney first." Punk said. "You serious?" I asked picking my head up. "Pleeeeeeease." He gave me a puppy dog face. "Your lucky your cute and that I'm married to you." I handed him the ipod. He started to hum the words and then what does he do? He fucking gets on top of his seat and sings to the song... very loud. "I-I-I WANNA GO O O ALL THE WAY AY AY TAKIN OUT MY FREAK TONIGHT!!!" Punk sang. Oh this is so embarassing. "DAMMIT SIT DOWN!" I yelled pulling his arm. "What I'm trying to brighten up the mood around here!" He said. "I don't think its working." "Well why not?" "Well, everyone is mad because oh I dont know.. THEY WERE ASLEEP! And now you woke them up and now they hate you." "Oh, they don't," Punk looked up from his seat and saw that EVERYONE was staring it him. "Uh... sweet dreams?" He said slowly slidding his way down into his seat. "Your such a dork sometimes I swear." I took his ipod back. "But I'm your dork." He smiled at me. "Of course." I said kissing him. Please let this plane ride be fast I don't wanna get hurt for waking up everyone!


(7:30pm; at the area in France!)



"A CONSTANT RED ON FOR DAYS AND DAYS!! I SEE THOSE LIGHTS REFLECTED ON YOUR FACE!! EVERYTHING CAN CHANGE THE MOMENT THAT YOU BLINK!! BUT I DONT MIND! SO IF YOU WANNA COME IN THEN COME IN, DISINTIGRATE INTO ME TONIGHHTT! AND IF YOU WANNA GIVE IN THEN GIVE IN, ANYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS RIGHT!!" We got to France at two in the afternoon and I fell asleep and when we went to the hotel, I passed out. I have a bunch of energy now thanks to a few Pepsi's that Punk gave me, cause when I woke up at the hotel I wasn't a happy camper. And thanks to those I'm very hyper and ready for the show. So, the show starts at 8:30 and I'm killing time by listening to Punk's ipod. I downloaded the song I.D.G.A.F. (i dont give a fuck) by Breath Carolina and I'm singing along to it while walking around the arena by myself. "EVEN IF THIS CHEMISTRY'S A CATASTROPHE, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! IF YOU WANNA TASTE THEN TAKE A BITE RIGHT OUT OF ME!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I sang skipping around backstage. Then out of nowhere someone pulled my ear phones out of my ears. "I need to see you in my office...NOW." Hunter said in a serious tone. "Uh, sure thing." I said taking my earphones back from his hand. "This shall be fun." I mumbled to myself heading back to the locker room. "We heard you singing all the way from the other side of the arena." Cody said. I looked around the locker room and saw nobody even cared except him. "Uh Cody.... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I shouted at him handing Punk my Ipod kissing him on my way out. I made my way to Hunter's office and sat down and put my feet up on his desk. "You wanted to see me?" I asked. "Hmm, funny. Your husband did the same thing when he walked in here earlier." I was confused. "Why was he in here earlier?" I asked. "I told him that he cuts a promo before his match tonight." I just nodded my head as he sat down across from me. "So tell me, why am I here?" I asked. "You have a match against Maryse." "Okay cool." I said getting up. "Please, I'm not done." I just turned around put my hands on my hips and looked at him. "You are being a heel tonight." "WHAT!? WHY!?" "Because it's France and Maryse is from here." "She's from Montrel Quebec Canada." I said he rolled his eyes at me. "Your not getting my point, people love her here, so your being a heel just for the night, get it? Go it? Good. Now leave I have business to attend to." He said getting up from his seat. "By business you mean, you sending a text to your wife telling her that you'll meet her out in the limo for some 'us' time?" I said right before leaving his office and as I was shutting the door, he had a pissed off look on his face. "I love being such a smart ass." I said to myself heading back to the locker room.

(Kristen vs Maryse)

So me being the heel tonight, I made my way down to the ring first. I got a mixed crowd emotion tonight, some cheering some booing me. As I was walking down the ramp I had an evil smirk on my face, I was looking at the fans in the crowd and this one fan had a sign that said 'YOU SUCK' So I went up the that fan and it was a man. He had glasses and had a fauxhawk. "This sign directed towards me?" I asked pointing at his sign. "WELL DUH! YOU SUCK!" He said with an accent. "I suck.. I SUCK!?!? I'm not the one who has a damn fauxhawk who came here with his boyfriend!" I said, the guy next to him had a fauxhawk to and they were together. "He not my boyfriend!" He said in broken english. "Oh really? What are you friends with benefits!?" I asked getting in his face. He got mad at me and started speaking rapidly in french. "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! I took french in high school but I didn't learn whatever shit your saying you homo!" And with that I walked away getting booed even more by the crowd.. So far... I'm liking a heel. I could get use to this in the furture quite possibly. Maryse made her way down to the ring and she got a huge pop from the crowd. And she made a microphone in hand. "BONJOUR EVERYONE!!" She said with a big smile on her face. I was in the ring fixing my wrist tape and not listening, I looked up after fixing it and noticed that she was right in the ring face to face with me and she said something french and was just confused. "uh... oui?" I said.. oui means yes in french. She said something else in french and I just walked away with my hands in the air yelling. "ANYONE HAVE A FRENCH TO ENGLISH TRANSLATION BOOK!?" They all just booed me and I said. "YOU GUYS ARE REALLY HELPFUL YOU NOW!" I said going into the corner laying against the ropes as she continued to speak in french. I honestly didn't care, until something hit me. Literally something hit me in the ring and it hit me hard in the head. "THE FUCK!?" I shouted loooking around and I noticed someone threw a shoe into the ring. "SERIOUSLY!!? A SHOE!" I asked picking up the shoe and throwing it into the crowd as the bell rang. I felt Maryse running up to me and she went for a pin on me. "HOLY SHIT!" I shouted as she went for a roll-up on me. "1!" The reff only counted one and we both got up and I kicked her in the gut. I looked out in the crowd and gave an evil smirk and ran Maryse right into the turnbuckle and slammed her head into it. "OHH, DID THAT HURT!?!" I asked her as I slammed her head into the turnbuckle. "Not to hard, lets give them something to laugh about." Maryse whispered. "I'm good at that!" I whispered back. We locked up in the middle of the ring and let go. "SERIOUSLY A SHOE!?!" Maryse mocked me in the ring. I just gave her a serious face. I walked over to the ropes messed with my hair and did that silly hair flip thing she does. Then i shoved my hand into her face. We both mocked each other in the ring for awhile and I was enjoying this so much, the crowd enjoy it to so it was all good. Finally we stopped and focused on the match, it was a pretty even fight until the ending I had Maryse sitting up on the top turnbuckle and I went up there and did a hurricarana. On the landing I slammed my left wrist, the one that I broke many years ago on the mat. It hurt so bad, but it isn't broken thank God. It just hurt though. We both got up slowly, and she hit a suplex on me and pulled me up and hit me with a DDT. By this point I was just tired and my head and wrist hurt. So, I let her get the win over me and she celebrated in the ring and I just headed backstage getting booed at on my way back there.

(Backstage)

I went backstage and first thing I did was change into my street clothes and rested on the couch in the locker room, my wrist was still hurting and there was a bruise where it slammed on the mat. "Babe that doesn't look good." Punk said putting on his wrist tape. "It's alright." I said looking up at him. "No it ain't do you see that bruise on there?" I looked at it and it was all purple and shit. "It's really nothing. It doesn't hurt." "Oh yeah?" He asked getting closer to me getting on his knees on the floor looking me in the eyes as I was laying on my stomach on the couch. "Yeah." I said shutting my eyes. "Come on we are going to get it check out." He said shaking me. "Nooo, I'm so comfy right now." "Babe, come on." He said begging. "Nope." I said sticking my tongue out at him and as soon as I stuck my tongue out he put his tongue right in my mouth and we started haveing a gruesome makeout session. "How bout now?" He asked me. I smiled at him. "Alright." I said getting up grabbing his hand with my good hand. We walked down the trainer and no one was in there. "Busy day?" I asked. "Very funny Kristen, why are you here my favorite patient?" The trainer asked me. "Because of this." I said showing him my wrist. "Oh damn, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the highest how much does it hurt." "Like a five." "Does it feel like anything moved or shifted in place? I just shivered even thinking about that. "No, it's just the bruise that hurts." "Okay, so no surgery. But just ice it and come back later and if it hurts anymore then it does now, come see me." "Okay thank you." Punk grabbed an ice pack and handed me it as we were walkng back. "Punk your up next." A guy in the back said as we were walking. "Alright thanks." He looked at me and I looked back at him. "Goodbye kiss?" He asked smiling down at me. I smiled back and he leaned down and kissed me. He walked away and I just watched him. "LOVE YOU!!!" I shouted. He turned around and smiled. "LOVE YOU TOO!!!" He shouted but even louder than I did. I smiled and walked to the locker room icing my wrist. "You and him have such a strange relationship." Kat said appearing out of nowhere. I was confused and just looked at her. "The hell did you come from?" I asked. "My parents." She said I rolled my eyes at her. "Smart ass." I said. "I'm not being a smart ass Im being sarcastic." She stuck her tongue out at me and I rolled my eyes again. "What happened to your hand?" She asked. "I was in the match top rope huricarana and slammed it on the mat as I was landing it." "Damn, does it hurt?" "Not anymore thank God. Punk forced me to get it checked out, kinda glad he did tell me to." "That's interesting, I'm gonna go find my fiancee goodbye." She said walking right past me. "Later." I said going into the locker room and once I walked in I saw John had Nikie pushed up against the wall about to kiss her. "WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!! NOT IN HERE!!!" I yelled nearly mortified. "Every fucking time someone has to walk in." John said. "Well John boy, thats what happens when we decided to share one huge ass locker room." "Huge ass?" Nikie asked. "Yes a huge ass." "Who had a huge ass?" Jamila asked walking in with Heather and Alex. "Someone out in the world." I said. They all just rolled their eyes at me.

(Later around 1:30 at the hotel)

"How's the wrist?" Punk asked me as he he came out of the bathroom on his gym shorts and a white tanktop sitting on the bed with me. "It doesn't hurt at all." I smiled at him. "See what happens when you listen to me? Good things happen I've told you that from the begining." "Really cause I don't remember." I said sticking my tongue out at him. "God, I love it when you do that!" He exclaimed. "Yeah what you did before when you did that you damn tongue piericng cut my tongue." "Seriously? It did?" He asked. "Yeah look!" I said sticking my tongue out. "Oh that's interesting." I stuck my tongue back in my mouth. "Not really it-" He cut me off and kissed me. He broke away the kiss and smiled at me. "Well, thanks for interrupting me." I said. "Sorry I couldn't resist." "As I was saying it hurt." I frowned at him. "Aww, poor you." He put his arm around me and I snuggled up next to him and fell asleep. These next few days are gonna be fun.

To be continued...

Dear readers, so kinda ignore the last author's note I wrote you in the pervious one. Except the Big Time Rush concert. I'm still going to that on SATURDAY, not Sunday. I have no idea why I wrote sunday, oh yeah it was late when I typed that haha. So anyways, this whole episode will be FOUR yes number 4, parts long. Because think about it, France, Switzerland, England and Italy. FOUR places. Oh yeah I'm a genuis thinking of this. *happy dance* haha :P so these will all be up soon, I wanna finish this whole epsiode by... October... late October early November. School starts this Wednesday and I wanna try to focus on that and try to do my best this year, cause I can do ALOT better then I did the previous year. And wow, this note it long. :3 yeah so hope you enjoyed this. bye guys see ya! :D<3