(Next Day, At the Hotel 9:45am)
What a fucking day it was yesterday. So many autographs and it felt so good to finally get my hands on Beth, you honestly have no idea. I'm also dead tired. Why you may ask? Because I thought it would be cool to share a room with Jenny and Cody... and boy was I wrong. Cody snores like a fucking bisson. And I thought Punk was a loud snorer and Justin too. No, I didn't sleep with Justin, when Punk was gone and I bunked with Kat and Justin, didn't want you getting any ideas. Honestly, I have no idea how Jenny does it. "My God, will he ever stop snoring!" I mumbled putting my head under the pillow. "And you thought I was bad." Punk said taking the pillow off my head and throwing it on the floor. "I need that!" I said. "Not anymore." He said right before leaning over to me and kissing me softly. *Oh whatever* I thought Jenny and Cody are asleep, I'm sure they won't mind. After kissing Punk for awhile, I rubbed my eyes and looked over to the other side and I saw Jenny and Cody bug eyes. "Uh.. did you guys... just see that?" I asked. "He pretty much just ate your face." Jenny said. "Oh like Cody's never done that to you?" I asked. She just smiled at that fact, oh God. "I'm going to get coffee and food I'll be back." I said heading out the door. "Babe, get me my coffee!" Punk shouted. "Why are you shouting I'm right here?" I asked him turning around. "Just can you get me coffe?" "I was going to anyways, I know you to well." He nodded his head. "Crazy mother fucker." I mumbled shutting the door. On the way down the the elevator I saw Miz standing there waiting for the elevator. "Hey Miz." I said standing next to him. "Hey Kristen, going to get coffee." "Yup, when don't I?" "That's true, why are you in Los Angeles? You don't have a match and your on injury." "I'm off injury tommorrow, by meaning tommorrow I mean today." "Okay, but still why are you here?" He asked confused. "Oh, might interfere in a match possibly." I said smirking walking into the elevator with him. "Beth's match?" He asked. "No dumbass, Randy Orton against Christian." I said sarcastically. "No need for sarcasm." "No, it's a perfect time for sarcasm." I said sticking my tounge out at him. It got quite betweem us on the way down and my brain was trying to start a conversation then it hit me. "So, uh Miz." I started. "Yeah?" "Is it true that you are dating Maryse? Cause I heard rumors about it being true and not being true so are you dating her?" He smirked at me. "I might be." "So is that a yes?" "Yes." "Aw, that's cute." I said patting him on the back. "No, it's hot. She's french canadian and holy shit, she's the best girlfriend ever." "Ew, french, reminds me of my high school french teacher, hated his guts." "So, you understand french?" "Very little." I said. "Oh cause I was gonna say, and sometimes she speaks french around me." "If she was italian I could help you out, cause I speak italian." "Oh really. Really? You do?" "Yes really." I said mocking him. "Okay, than say something in Italian." "Okay," I started, "ciao, come stai?" "Okay, what the hell did you just say." "I said hello how are you." I said heading over to the coffee machine to make two coffee's. "Wow, impressive." "I learned when I was teenager from my great aunt." "That's cool." "Yeah." I said. I continued to make my coffee's and grabbed a bagel and headed back upstairs with Miz. "So, I'll see you later at the pay-per-view." Miz said heading farther down the hallway. "Alright bye." I said he just walked away. "Making a new friend huh?" I turned around and saw Justin in the doorway of his and Kat's room. "Whatever, I'm being nice and he's finally being nice to me." "That's interesting." "Shut up, so how does it feel to be engaged." "Holy shit, you know how amazing it feels!" He exclaimed. "I'm right here, no need to fucking shout." I said. "I'm not shouting I'm just talking very loudly." I rolled my eyes at him. "Justin!" Kat shouted, she came over to him. "Oh hey bitch." She said. "Morning." I said back to her. "Babe, where's my hair dryer?" "I didn't pack it, why don't you just use the one in our room?" "That one is broken and I need a hair dryer!" She complained. "I'll give you mine." I said. "Will you please! I need it, it takes time to get the hair so gorgeous." "Yeah same here." I said opening up the door to my room. I handed Punk the coffee's and bagel, got my hair dryer and handed it to her. "I need it back as soon as you are done." "Okay sure thing." She said going back into your room. "Your one lucky guy." I said sarcastically to Justin. "Yes, I am, and I'm not meaning it in a sarcastic way." He said shutting his door. Oh God, I'm gonna go barf now...
(Staples Arena 7:30)
The show is gonna start in a half hour and everyone is backstage doing there own thing. By that I mean, preparing for a match, getting hair and make-up done, or just plain old chilling. As for me, I was all set I was wearing dark blue ripped skinny jeans, some very nice sandals and a deep v-neck cut fancy purple tank top and my hair was straight. Punk was in the main event tonight, he was facing John Cena for the WWE Undisputed Championship with Triple H as the guest reffere. For some reason, I had a strange feeling in my stomach that after the match something bad was gonna happen, and that it was gonna happen to Punk. "Whats wrong?" Punk asked me from finishing doing some push-ups. "Something doesn't feel right." I said softly sitting on one of the crates. He came up to me and put both his hands on my arms. "What doesn't feel right." "I think something is gonna happen after you match, I just don't know what." He smiled at me. "What could possibly go wrong? I'm CM Punk, Best In The World, nothing is gonna happen out there." I smiled up at him. "Best in the world at what?" I asked. "Well one, wrestling and two, making you feel special." "Aw, I'm special." He smiled down at me and our foreheads met and he kissed me with passion. "LOVE BIRDS!" We heard someone shout and we hit our heads. "OW!!" We both yelled holding our heads. We saw Jamila right before our eyes. ''Yes Jammy, how may I help you?" I asked. "Well, I'm kinda liking two people at once and they both compete in sports." She said. "Okay who are they?" Punk asked. "I'm talking to Kristen." She said shoving him out of the way. I rolled my eyes. "Who are they?" I asked. "Well one is a hockey player named, Kevin Bieksa." "Never heard of him." I said. "And the other guy, I can't tell you he's a wrestler but I think I like the hockey player more." "Well, I wouldnt now what it would be like to date a hockey player, but I know what it's like to date a wrestler." "Okay.." She said a little confused. "My I even made up some top ten opinions why you should date a wrestler! Wanna know what they are?" I asked. "If I must..." She mumbled. "Okay, number one, knows how to ride.. two, never stalls on bottom.. three, can score from any postion... four, knows how to use his hips... five, can work a two and one.. six, goes hard from start to finish... seven, endurance, endurance, endurance... eight, knows when to push and pull... nine, will eat anything.. ten, always wears his head gear." I said smiling the whole time. Jamila's face was just pricless... "Uh.. yeah... thanks..for.. that information...." She said slowly walking away. "Uhhh....." Punk said speechless. "Uhh..." I said mocking him. "How do you know all that?" He asked me. "I dated you for six years right?" I asked him smirking he just smirked back at me.
(Beth Phoenix vs Kelly Kelly for the WWE Women's Undisputed Championship)
The two of them were already in the ring and they were already screaming at each other. Then finally Kelly threw the first punch but Beth blocked her and got into a submission. "This fucking bull shit." I said in the locker room watching the show. "What I don't get about Kelly is that she's been here longer than any of us and why does she suck. I mean shouldn't she be better than us?" Heather asked. "Believe me I don't know." I said. "But I can't stand this anymore, I'll be back." I said leaving the room, shocked Punk or anyone didn't come after me. I made my way down to the ring and once when I was at stage I got a huge standing ovassion from the crowd. "I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" I shouted from the top of my lungs. Beth was just in shock in the ring. Kelly took advantage from that and attacked her. I made my way down the ramp towards the ring and cheered Kelly on. That really didn't help, Beth got the advantage again and tossed Kelly around the ring like a sack of potatoes. "COME ON KELLY!!!" I shouted and clapped trying to get the crowd into the match. They did and Kelly took some advantage but, she was stopped yet again. Beth was mocking me and was getting ready to hit Kelly with her finisher. She was near the ropes so a grabbed her ankle and she tripped and fell in the ring, but she got right back up and turned to. "YOU FRIKKING IDIOT!!!" She screamed at me. "MY BAD!" I shouted back. Beth turned back around and Kelly rolled her up for the pin and shockingly got the win! "HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEW WWE UNDISPUTED WWE WOMENS CHAMPION... KELLY KELLY!!!" Justin Robert said. Kelly grabbed the titles and joined me on the ramp watching Beth in the ring throwing a fit. "Good job kid." I said patting her on the back heading backstage with here were everyone congradualted her.
(CM Punk vs John Cena for the WWE Undisputed Championship)
I'm shaking like a leaf backstage watching Punk's match. I've never been this nervous ever seeing him in a match, well that one night after my debut match many years ago when he had a dig collar match against Raven. "Jeez Kristen can you shake any more?" Kat asked sitting next to me on the couch, "Dude, put yourself in my postion." She thought about it for a minute. "No, I wouldn't be shaking." "Bitch," I mumbled under my breath. I just focused back on the match and I was so into it. Punk was going for a dive outside the ring and he hit Cena, but while hitting him, he hit his jaw and he looked like he was in pain. Okay, now I'm even more nervous then before. The match continued, and it ended...... the winner was..... CM Punk!! "WOOOOOO!!!! HELL YES!!!!" I said jumping up on the couch. Cena had his foot on the rope though. Yet Triple H didn't see it. Oh well, Punk won though. I was just too happy. Punk was just celebrating in the ring with his title that is right fully his. But something was right, out of nowhere, there was this huge guy with brown hair that entered the ring. "HOLY SHIT! THAT'S KEVIN NASH!" I shouted in shock. Punk turned around and was in shock. Kevin knocked him down and picked him back up and hit him witha powerbomb. Triple H was in shock and didn't know what to do, but thank fully Kevin left. "Okay... that was really awkward.." I said. Maybe that was what I was thinking about earlier about happening after the match... I.WAS.SO.WRONG. Alberto Del Rio's music hit and another reffere came out with him he was carrying his money in the bank brief case. "Oh shit..." I mumbled. Punk didn't even know what was going on and I felt awful. Alberto hit his finisher and pinned Punk.... he got the fucking win..... His annoucncer announced that he was the new champion and if you thought Triple H was in shocked a few minutes ago... he's in even more shock now. Alberto left the ring, then Triple H left, then Punk came back. I left the locker room in tears and I met him in the hallway. I went straight to his arms. He rubbed my back and calmly said to me. "This is far from over..."
To be continued...
I think all men snore like bisons :P bahaha. Why do i have a feeling Miz and Maryse are soon ending up in Splitzville? And have a feeling Kristen and Punkers will become rooooocky!!! bahaha. Kevin Nash....just....ugh. Can't wait to read more!!! :)
ReplyDeleteFLAUFAJLK You must be stalking my tweets ehhh Krissie!! LOL~ I wonder if the wrestler is Anthony. xD I've been assuming this since I read it lol. Kevin Nash annoys me. Even though, well no he annoys me lol. Love the chapter! :D
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