My Career Season 7 Episode 8 3/4

(London, England; at the hotel 11:30am)


Last night we got into the hotel in Enlgand around 4:30am. I passed out right when we got to the hotel, but Punk stayed awake and went to the gym. God only knows why England has gyms opened up at 4:30 in the morning. All I know is that he came back around 6am and fell asleep and has been asleep ever since. So I figured why not wake up around 10 and get ready for the show tonight. I didn't have a match, I had commentary to do tonight. Which, I didn't mind at all, I love making fun of Michael Cole on commentary. The call time for the show was 6pm. I took at thirty minute shower and it just felt so good to relax my sore muscles from wrestling. I finished my shower and got the new pair of jeans I bought from Switzerland on and a black v-neck. I took my wet hair out of the towel and towel dried it then combed it. It's kinda funny noticing the blonde hair underneath my dark brown hair ontop. Whenever I ask a stupid questiong to Punk he grabs my hair and looks at it with a funny look on his face and then he yells BLONDIE in my ear. Ahh, I remember when he was a blonde, I did the exact same thing. So anyways, I walked out of the bathroom and grabbed my blow dryer and straightener. I blow dryed my hair for at least ten minutes and then began to straighten my hair for about twenty minutes. Oh how I still wish I had naturally straight hair, yet I got curly hair. It has it's benefits. Okay, I gotta stop talking about my hair it's wierd. I fixed up the bathroom and put everything away and Punk was STILL asleep. So I decided to watch TV next to him, I flipped threw some channels and decided to watch Teen Mom. I only watch this when nothing else is on TV. I swear if I was a teenager and got pregnant my parents wouldn't give me my own TV show, I would get killed. "The hell are you watching?" Punk asked groggy rubbing his eyes. "Teen mom, nothing else is on." I said as he got up and strecthed. "Oh guess what I found out last night at the gym?" "Oh you mean this morning?" I asked being sarcastic. "Little smart ass you are." He smiled at me and I smiled back. "But there are batting cages right next to the gym, and I was wondering if you wanna go there." *Batting cages? I haven't swung a baseball bat for YEARS* I thought to myself. "Sure, I wanna go!" I said to him then looking back at the TV. "What you think your parents would say if you were sixteen and god pregnant?" He asked me. "Oh my... I probably would get kicked out of my house.. or killed. I sure as hell wouldn't have my own show." "And knowing your father, woo... he'd wip your ass." He said going into the bathroom. I just shook my head even thinking of the thought of what my parents would say if I was pregnant at such a young age. If I was now they would probably love if I was pregnant.. but right now I'm not focused on that really. All I'm focused on his being the WWE Unisputed Diva's champion for the seventh time. If I get to be the seventh I'm tied with one of the best women's wrestlers in the world. Trish Stratus, she held the WWE Women's Championship seven times and if I'm tied with her, it will be such an honor. Wouldn't it be awesome if we had a match? Oh my..


(Batting Cages)


Punk and I decided to wound up everyone and take them to the batting cages with us. Most of them didn't wanna go, because they wanted to go to the gym. But see because Punk is the best the batting cages are right next to the gym.. so whoever wanted to go to the batting cages could go there and those who wanted to go to the gym, could go to the gym. "Batting cages next to a gym? Really?" Miz asked with Maryse as we walked over to the batting cages. "Yes really." I said looking at the batting cages and no one was there, this is gonna be fun. "I haven't swung a baseball bat since my freshman year in college on the softball team." I said looking at the metal bats there. "Since when did you play softball?" Heather asked, she was a former softball player as myself. "Since I was like maybe six." "Holy shit! Me too!" She exclaimed. "This is stupid." Kat said folding her arms. Heather and I just looked at each other, then looked at Kat. "BITCH THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!!" I yelled as Heather did the same. "Oh shit!" She said hiding behing Jammy. "Don't you dare even think about hiding behind me, your ass is gonna get kicked." Kat slowly backed off and I just laughed. So we all decided what we wanted to do and the ones who wanted to bat were me, Punk, Heather, John, Justin, and Miz. The others went to the gym except for Kat and Maryse, they wanted to watch while, Alex, Nikie, Jenny, Cody, and Jamila went to th gym. "Alright who wants to go first?" John asked. "I'll go." Heather said grabbing a bat and a helmet. Heather got into her batting stance and as soon as the first pitch came she swung as hard and she could and the ball went flying! She hit most of the balls and she probably missed give pitches. When she was done, she had a big smile on her face. "That was fun." She said taking her helmet off still smiling. Then the order was, John, Miz, Punk then it was me. John, Miz, and Punk did pretty good. Punk was being cocky the whole time obbviously. "Your next." Punk said handing me a bat and helmet. I took the bat and helmet and headed into the cage. "You suck!" Kat said before I was getting into my batting stance but I headed over towards her and hit the cage with the bat scaring the crap out of her and Maryse. "Dude, chill just kidding!" She said sticking her tounge out at me. "Mhhhhm." I said before getting ready into batting stance. The first pitch came and I missed it. This is going to be tough. The second pitch came, then I swung the bat and hit the ball and I hit it pretty far, but not as far as Heather. One by one I kept hitting the balls harder and harder. The final bitch was coming up and I was getting warmed up. At last, it was the finally pitch and I swung as hard as I could and I hit it and the speed off how it hit it, hit the pitching machine and it began to smoke and freak out. "Well damn.." I said gazing at the pitching machine, then I turned to everyone. "RUN BITCHES RUN!!!" I yelled dropping the bat and helmet running out of the cage door running towards the gym as everyone followed me. "The hell did you guys do?" Cody asked as he was doing dumbells. I gained all my breath back and spoke. "I might have broken the pitching machine out there." I whispered. "WHAAAAAT!?!?!" The yelled screamed. "SHHHH!!!!" The rest of us said. "I hit the ball so hard that it hit the machine and boke." I said trying to calm them. "Damn, Kristen I knew you had a slight attitude but I didn't know you can take your anger out on a picthing machine." Jamila said. I rolled my eyes at her, so for the rest of our time we just stayed in the gym and stayed calm. Thank God, I didn't get caught by any of the  workers at this place who saw my break the machine.


(Colt's POV; Colt's Apartment)


What a boring day it's been so far. All I did was re-organize my house trying to figure out what I'm gonna do for podcasts and all the shit. I kinda wish I had a girl here to help me out with it. It's kinda upsetting, knowing that you have no one there to help you with, but at the same time, I'm happy being single. I don't know my emotions are just so strange from time to time. I kinda wish I had a girl like Kristen. She's like the whole package. Damn Punk, he's a really lucky guy and he knows it for sure. I'm not gonna lie, I had a thing for Kristen when I first met her when she was nineteen. But, Punk told me that he liked her the first moment he saw her, so I let her have him. See how nice I am to him? God, no one ever sees it, but whatever he's my best bud. What Kristen said that one day was true, him and I really should have our own TV show. But honestly, how the fuck can I get my own TV show started? Like I'd LOVE to do that, but how do I do it... that's when it all clicked in. Ace's sister works for TV programming maybe she can get me my own TV show along with Punk. I pulled my phone out of my pocket and called him ."YOOO." He said sounding tired. "Hey, bro. You know how you sister-" "Dude, she has a boyfriend." He cut me off. "I'm not gonna ask her out dumbass, does she still work for TV programming?" "Yeah, why?" He asked. "Because, Kristen suggested that Punk and I get our own TV show... could she set us up?" I asked. "Dude, that'd be awesome! Head over here now, she's coming over to visit and we'll see what she can do!" He said. "I'm on my way." I said before hanging up. This is gonna be great!


(Normal)


"KRISTEN!!! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!" Jenny yelled coming into the locker room as I was picking out my outfit for commentary tonight . "What? What's wrong?" "Natalya and Beth are going at it!! There beating the shit out of each other!!" My eyes widened and I ran out with her and damn she's fast. "JENNY!! NOT SO FAST!!" I yelled out loud trying to catch up. "CATCH UP!!" She yelled back. I just kept up with her and she stopped fast around the corner and I almost ran into her. "Right around here they are." She said looking, I looked too and noticed that they were hitting each other as hard as they could. "COME ON NATALYA!!! KICK HER ASS!!!!" I shouted encouraging her. But that didn't anything, Beth grabbed her by her head and slammed it against the wall. "Oh shit." I said backing up, Jenny just took of running. "JENNY!!!!" I yelled seeing her running away. "You want her to kick my ass now?" Beth asked walking up to me. "LOOK AT HER!!! SHE'S HURT ON THE GROUND UNCONSIOUS!!" She yelled scaring me. "No one is here to help you now." She said putting her hands around my throat choking me. I kicked her in the gut and knocked her to the ground and I got my breathing back under control. "YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I shouted at her punching her over and over again. "HEY! BREAK IT UP OVER HERE COME ON!!!" Security said getting us off of each other. "The hell is going on here!!?!!" Hunter asked storming his way over towards us. "THAT GIRL IS A PHYSCO!!!" Beth yelled. "NO!!! See attacked Natalya for no reason what so ever!!" I said pointing to Natalya on the ground in pain trying to get up. "See just decided to hit me.." She mumbled as she was being helped up by trainers. "Alright, I don't know what happened, I just want everything around here to be perfect, so Beth go prepare for your match against AJ tonight and as for you, go get ready for commentary." He said walking away. "Go get ready." Beth said with an evil smirk on her face. "Oh shut the hell up dumbass." I said walking away heading back th my locker room. Tonight AJ was going up against Beth and it was gonna be tough for AJ. AJ is smaller than me, but she's got a big fight in her. I knew that she could do it, but it would be hard for her. I came back into the room and picked out my outfit for the night. Tonight I'm wearing a plain strapless white dress with a small silver bow across the waist line and knee high converse. Okay, the outfit may not look like it goes together, but it actually does. "Woooaah.." I heard someone say, I turned around and saw Punk standing there. "Woah what?" I asked. "You look good." He smirked at me, I smiled back and went back to putting all the other clothes back in my bag. "Miss Brooks?" Hunter asked walking in. "Uhh.. that's Mrs. Brooks." Punk informed him. "Shut up, after the match against AJ and Beth, they both leave the ring and you have a promo to do. Say whatever the hell you want I don't really care." "Whatever I want?" I asked shocked. "Whatever you want." He said leaving the room. The biggest smiled just appeared on my face. "Happy dance time?" Punk asked. I nodded my head and jumped in the air and shouted "HAPPY DAAANCEEE!!!!!" I said happy dancing afterwards. "Why is she so happy?" Kat asked walking in the Starbucks in her hand, Justin following her. "Guess who gets to have a promo after a divas match and gets to say whatever she wants to say!?!" I said to her and she just smiled at me. "YOU DO!!" She said, then we held hands and jumped up and down just like James and Logan do from Big Time Rush. She stopped and I was just confused, then realized that Punk and Justin were looking at us strangely. "Are we really that scary?" I asked her. "I honestly don't wanna answer that question." She said letting go of my hands. Punk shock his head at us. "Oh my God, you two are just..." He said. "So strange." Justin said finishing his sentence. "Shut it." I said to him. He just rolled his eyes and drank his coffee. "Babe, do you know where my trunks are?" Punk asked. "In my bag as always." I said. "Thanks mama." He said slapping my butt as he went over to my bag. "Jeez, that hurt!" I said holding my butt. "I know." He said searching through my bag and finally found them. "Alright, people out of here, I need to think of what I'm going to say for my promo!" I said motioning my hands to shoo them off. "Well damn, a simple I need some alone time would be nice." Kat said taking her coffee and leaving. "Goodbye kiss?" Punk asked. I rolled my eyes at him and grabbed him by his shirt collar pulled him close to me and kissed him with passion. After a moment I broke apart and he was all loopy. "You okay?" I asked him. "D'all be okay." He said walking out almost tripping over his own two feet and yes he said d'all instead of I'll. I just shooky my head at him grabbing a few pieces of paper and a pen. Time to let my creativity shine through...


(AJ vs Beth Phoenix)


"We have the lovely number one contender Kristen joining us at ringside tonight as the Divas match is underway!" JR said as I was making my way over towards the commentary table. "Thank you JR." I said as I was putting my headset on and sitting down in the chair they gave me. "Oh this shall be fun." Michael Cole mumbled. I turned towards him and gave him a look. "Excuse me, if you have anything to say, just say it." I said leaning back in the chair. He didn't say anything and AJ and Beth started to go at it in the ring. "Kristen, we understand that you don't like Beth." Jerry said. "Oh, can you blame me?" I asked him. "But we want to know why." He said. "Why? I'll be glad to tell you why." I cleared my throat. "She's a dumbass hoe and I don't like her." I said. "Uh, at commentary you can't say that." Cole commented. "Shut the hell up and let me do what I wanna do." I said back. "Some harsh words from the number one contender." JR said. I watched the match and Jerry and JR only pointed out what was going on in the match as I watched back, slipping in a few words or two as Cole said nothing. Beth ended up winning the match and AJ put up a good fight, I give her credit. Beth was in the ring and she starred down at me. "We happen to have a slight stare down here." JR said as Beth was making her way towards the commentary table, but then she turned and left. I pulled my head set off and went over towards Justin Roberts and grabbed a microphone. "Alright, cut her music she's gone." I said and they did as I said as I looked into the crowd. "So now I'm number one contender for the WWE Undisputed Championships. You guys probably don't think I won't take Kelly Kelly seriously. Well truth is I actually am. I've been helping her out for the past few weeks giving her advice at how she can become better and be a better champion. It makes me sick, that you people on your stupid little computer sit there and type about her giving her bad reviews. Calling her a 'slut'." The crowd starting to boo me slightly. "Hold on, I'm not being a bad person, I'm just stating something that's true. I hate it when people do that. Honestly what if someone did that to you? They have feelings." Then they started to cheer. "Eliminate the hate guys, no one likes a hatter. So anyways, back to the match." I said walking over to the top turnbuckle and sitting on it. "Kelly, brings everything you have. Bring your A game, everything I've told you to do. Bring it, cause I'm not gonna go easy on you. Also, if I win this match... I tie the number of titles holds with someone you guys now very well... a legend to the women's division in championship history. Trish Stratus." And the crowd really began to cheer. "That's right. Trish... if your watching and listening. If I win that match, I WANT.. no... I NEED a match against you. To prove that I'm the best in the world with the women's division." Then Kelly's music hit and she came down to the ring with the title's and had a microphone in hand. "Well, thanks for defending me Kristen, I appreciate that." She said as I nodded my head. "And, I'm bringing everything you taught me about becoming better. I'm being serious, if you think I was being serious now, your wrong everyone. I'm more serious." I clapped and I'm proud of her I hope she means this. "Kelly, I hope you mean this and I'm looking foward to our match." I said extending my hand and she shoke my hand and left the ring. "One more thing, I'd like to get off my chest. Many of you ask why I can't stand Beth Phoenix. Why can't I stand her? One, she's a bully." I said making a number one with my finger. "Two, bullies think they are better than everyone. And third, she just annoys me." Then Beth's music played and she made her way down to the ring. "OH YEAH!?!" She said getting pissed off. "Uh.. yeah. I said pissing her off more. "Well, I don't like little girls like you saying that you hate me." "Well, thats to damn bad!" I said walking past her wanting to leave the ring, but she grabbed my arm and pulled me back and got in my face. "Your asking for trouble missy." She said pushing me. "Oh really?" I asked pushing her back but harder then she pushed me. "This is isn't Kristen the WWE Divas talking to you, it's personal now betweet us, this is Kristen Brooks talking to Elizabeth Kocianski." And a smirk just appeared on her face as one did on mine. I made a fist and was about to hit her, but Hunter's music played. "Alright, Kristen I told you before and you could have said whatever you wanted to say not to have a fight that's enough." He said. "Whenever I say it's enough, that's when it's enough." I told him and he got PISSED, but then he smiled. "I had a feeling you would say that, because I just got off the phone with someone by the name of Trish Stratus and she said she would LOVE to have a match against you, but since I'm in charge I might change that." He said walking away. "Woah, wait a minute. You wouldn't wanna disappoint the WWE Universe would you now? Because, I'm sure that EVERYBODY in the WWE Universe would LOOOOOOVE, to see Me vs Trish Stratus!" And the crowd went crazy. "You want it? You got it, now out of my ring and head back there before I change my mind." He said leaving. I just smiled and glarred at Beth and left the ring heading backstage.


(Backstage)

"I can't believe your going to get a match against Trish Stratus!" Kat shouted as were we all walking out of the arena. "Niether can I! I wasn't even planning on that happening!" I said, I seriously couldn't even believe this was happening, so far Hunter made a good decision giving me a match against Trish Stratus in the future. Hopefully he'll make more good decisions around here. "But when the hell with that match be?" Jamila asked looking up for her phone, ever since Jamila has been dating that hockey player Kevin or whatever, she's had her phone next to her non-stop texting him. "Who knows, just sometime in the future." I said looking over at Punk who had a smile on his face. "You did amazing." He said right before kissing me. "Ugh, must you kiss right infront of me." Justin said right behind us. "Shut it South African Boy, would you rather have us kiss like this?" I asked and pulled Punk close to me and had such an intense make out session. "I'm scarred for life..." He said slowly walking away. "Thanks." Kat said walking by me. "No problem whore!" I shouted at her. So finally we left and got on the plane to Italy! This shall be fun!

To be continued...