(Kenny's POV)
"Mom, I'm just wondering.. how come when we had our first wedding anniversary that we didn't get a party?" I asked my mom as me, her, Katherine and my dad were planning Kristen and Phil's party in November. "Well let's see, you two went to Aruba." She said writing down more ideas. "Oh yeaah." I said remembering. "Your so dumb." Katherine said feeding Amber. Bently was just upstairs in his room watching TV. "Also, your sister is never home and this is her once chance to have such an amazing party with her family and Phil." Dad said. "Did you guys ever meet Phil's parents?" I asked. "At least once or twice." My mom said looking up from the paper. "You know.. we'd thought she'd have a kid before you." Dad said. "What? Why?" I asked. "Because, when she was younger she loved kids! And you, you liked kids, but not as much as she did." I nodded my head. "But, she's on the rode to much, you think if she wasn't on the rode and had a normal job she would of had kids at a younger age?" Katherine asked. "Oh yeah, for sure. She wouldn't be happy I don't think." My mom said. "What do you mean?" She asked. "If she had a normal job and she never would of met Phil. He makes her happy, I've never seen her so happy in life. She came to me, the first time we met him and she told me that he's the one and no one else is right for her." I just nodded my head and my mom was right. "You think they'll have kids sometime soon?" I asked. "Honestly, can't say." My mom said. "Alright, enough with the kids.. let's just get these ideas down." My dad said. "What? You don't wanna have a third grand-child?" My mom asked him. "No, I do just.." "Just what?" She asked smiling at him. "Forget it, just right down the ideas." Oh Dad...
(Normal, Later that day)
"Tell me, why are we going to the beach?" Jenny asked as we were all walking to one of the many beaches in Italy. "Because, once you guys see the beach, you don't wanna leave." I said fixing my sunglasses. "I hate water." Kat said. "Well if water had feelings I'm sure it would hate you too." I said turning around walking backwards facing her. "Bitch." She said. "You know it!" I exclaimed still walking backwards. "If you fall I'm gonna die laughing." Justin said. "Oh yeah and why?" I asked. "Because, it will be hilarious!" He said. I rolled my eyes at him then out of nowhere, I hit something on my back and fell face foward into the sand. In the process I got a mouth-full of sand and EVERYONE was laughing at me. I looked up at them and spat the sand out of my mouth and it was just gross. "Okay! What hit me!?!" I asked and none of them answered then I turned to Punk who had a GAINT GOOFY smile on his face. "Puuuuuunk." I gritted through my teeth. "You didn't watch where you were going and I was adirming the beauty of this beach." He said as I looked at him then the beach. He was truely right, last year the beaches were so nice and to just seem them again it was amazing. "Oh my God." I said looking at the beach. "If you need me, I'll be tanning." Heather said heading over to some side of the beach with Alex. "Who wants to play volleyball in the water?" John asked. "But we don't have a volleyball." Nikie said. "Don't we?" He asked smirking at her then taking a volleyball that was already blown up out of his bag. "The hell?" Jenny asked looking at her brother in disbelief that he had a volleyball. "Yes, Jenny its a volleyball." John said beforing slamming it down on her head. "OW!!!" She yelled holding her head. "HEY! Watch it!" Cody said before comforting Jenny. John just rolled his eyes and headed over farther to the beach with Nikie. That left Me, Punk, Jamila, Justin and Kat. "I'm just gonna go over there and call Kevin." Jamila said pulling out her phone, but I stopped her. "You, need to put your damn phone down and lighten up! Kevin's not here! Your free! Have fun, all I see you do is be on your phone all day!" "I have lightened up! He just finished practice and he wants to talk to me!" She said getting slightly annoyed. "Jamila, look into her eyes and say what you just said is not a lie." Punk said and I had a puppy dog face on and Jamila was looking at me and she made a weird face. "OKAY! It was a lie! I miss him and we come back in three days and I can't take it anymore! I miss him too much!" She exclaimed. "I thought so." I smiled at her. "God Kristen, your so mean to me!" She said walking away. "I know!" I yelled back at her. "And the point of you doing that was?" Kat asked. "I don't know, I just love pissing people off." She rolled her eyes and walked away with Justin. "I wanna go for a run." Punk said. "On the beach? I'll join you." I said looking up at him. "Can you keep up with me?" He asked smiling down at me. "Of course I can! Or I'll atleast try to." He laughed at me. "Come on, lets go put our stuff by everyone else." Punk said as he began to walk over by John and Nikie putting our stuff down as I followed him. He took his shirt off and I did the same just showing my bikini and he was wearing his swin trunks. "Ready?" He asked me as I was putting my hair into a ponytail. "Yup." I said walking with him at first then we picked up our pace and began to jog. We did pretty good for awhile until I stepped on a shell. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!" I yelled in pain stopping holding my foot. Punk was still jogging until he looked to his side and didn't notice me running with me. He turned around and saw me and sprinted right back. "What's wrong?" He asked me. "Stepped on a damn shell." I said through my teeth. "Your foot isn't bleeding isn't it?" He asked. I looked closer at my foot and thankfully is wasn't. "No, it's all good." I said walking on it, after making sure it was fine we began to jog again, and I actually can't believe I kept up with him. "We can take a break if you wanna." He said in between strides. "Oh thank Godness." I said stopping dead in my tracks walking slowly. "Lazy bum." Punk said. "I ain't that lazy." I said getting behind him and jumping on his back. "Take me back." I said. "Like I said before babe, you are a lazy bum." He said carrying me on his back. "Shut it." I said slapping his back. "HOLY SHIT!" He yelled. Opps... guess I hit him so hard that I kinda left a hand print on his back. He turned around and scowled at me. "Opps." I said smiling. "Your gonna get it now." He said. "I better run right?" "Yeah, cause I'm not giving you a head start." He smirked at me. I jumped off his back quickly and ran as fast as I could. He caught up to me and grabbed my by my waist and picked me up. I tried to break free but to no use I didn't. He went into the water with me in his arms and when the water was deep enough, he threw me into the water. I couldn't even touch the the bottom I was so scared. "PUNK I CAN'T TOUCH THE BOTTOM!!!" I yelled scared, he swam over to me and got me into an area where I can touch the bottom. "That was fun, but I just couldn't touch." "I'm sorry." He said taking my hands into his. "It's okay." I smiled at him and our foreheads touched. "I love you." He said smiling, I just kissed him in return, ahh... Just like a teenage love drama movie, kissing in the middle of the water. After kissing each other we walked hand in hand to where everyone else was and we just enjoyed our day on the beach.
(At the arena 8:30)
"MY SUNBURN IN KILLING ME!!!!" Heather yelled in pain. Turns out her little 'tanning' session yesterday turned into a 'sun burning' session. Her whole face, chest and arms were burnt. "You need to re-apply every two hours and after you go into the water, take it from me. I got sun poisining when I was a teenager when I went to the beach with my friend." I said applying my wrist tape. "Your just naturally tan anyways." She said. I just rolled my eyes at her. Tonight, I didn't have a match, I was a guest reffere instead. The match was Kat vs Beth Phoenix. I promised Hunter that I would call the match evenly. I also had no doubt that Kat would beat Beth, yet it would be a hard task. Well, lets be honest here, since did I ever listen to Hunter? As you all have seen, I say and do whatever the hell I want. And boy, does it feel good! "Thirty minutes til show time kiddo." I said to Kat who was strecthing. "I know." She said taking a deep breath. I just nodded my head I left the locker room and decided to head over to the interview area. And whose wonderful face do I see? Beth's... "Awww, well look who it is." She said walking over to me and I just rolled my eyes at her. "It's the little wanna be me." She said giving me a smirk. "Really? Really? REALLY?" I asked. "Who are you Miz?" She asked. "No assclown I'm not. I'm not a wanna be you, I'm my own person. And watch yourself out in the ring tonight, because as of right now." I said fxing my reffere shirt. "I'm the reff and whatever count I make goes." She just shook her head at me. "Oh you idiot, you do realize if you don't call the match correctly and just let your friend win, you get suspended for three months." She said making an evil smirk. "WHHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!?!" I literally screamed, you can hear me throughtout backstage arena. "That's right, THREE MONTHS SUSPENSION." She said again emphazing the three months suspension. I just couldn't even say anything. I was in shock. She just walked away... enter Punk. He just looked at me oddly and waved his hand infront of my face. I finally snapped out of it. "If I don't call the match properly I'm gonna get a three month suspension." I whispered to him. "WHAT!?!!?" He yelled. "That's what Beth said." He just shook his head. "Come on, we're going to talk to Hunter." He grabbed my hand and dragged me into his office with him. "Hunter this is WOAAAH DEAR LORD!!!" Punk said, we walked in and saw him and Stephanie having sex in his office. We both bolted straight out of his office and looked at each other. "I'm scarred for life, I'm never gonna look at those two the same way again." Punk said. "Same here." I said just even thinking about what I just saw. We walked back to the locker room slowly and everyone looked at us. "What happened, you guys see a ghost or something?" Jamila asked. "Worse..." I said. "Well whats worse than a ghost?" Jenny asked. "Cody's face is one." Jamila commented. "SHUT UP!!!!" Jenny yelled literally scaring us all. "His face is beautiful!" She said kissing him. I just gaged. "We walked in on Hunter and Stephanie..." Punk started. "DEAR LORD DON'T SAY IT!!!" Kat said. "Please don't, I don't want the memory back in my brain," I said to Punk. "You walked in on them having sex?" Justin asked. "JUSTIN! I DIDN'T WANNA BE REMINDED!!!" I said punching him in his arm. "OWWW!!! Sorry!" He said holding his arm. This memory shall last forever thanks Justin.
(Beth vs Kat; Kristen special guest reffere)
So both Kat and Beth are in the ring and right now, I'm checking to make sure there both ready for the match. "Kat are you ready?" I asked. "Hell yes bitch!" She said proudly. I just rolled my eyes. "Beth are you ugly? Yes!" I said. That caught her attention and she got up in my face. "RING THE BELL!!" I said. The bell rang then Kat gave Beth a spear, thankfully I got out of the way in time and she went for the pink but Beth kicked out at two. They both got up and Beth kneed Kat in the gut. I just layed back in the ring and watched. I looked over at a little girl in the crowd who was calling my name so I waved at her and went outside the ring and got a sharpie out of my knee high converse, yes I have a fucking sharpie in my knee high converse. "Hey kiddo." I said signing the little Pink hat she had on her head. She just squeeled with joy and I heard Beth yelling. "HEYY!!!" I turned around and saw that she had Beth pinned. "Oh!" I said sliding back into the ring. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!!?!" She yelled in my face. "Sorry! It's a little girl! She's harmless!" I said and after I said that Beth made a fist. "Don't hit me! Or else you disqaulified." I smiled at her. She turned around and Beth drop kicked her and kicked her ass all up and down the ring. After Kat pretty much dominated the match, the both knocked each other out of the ring and beat the living hell out of each other. And I just counted. I got up to the count of 7 and the both got tired and layed outside the ring. "8!....9!" I was about to count ten, then finally Kat kicked Beth in the gut and I coughed so it looked like I delayed the count and Kat got back in the ring and as soon as she did I counted to ten. "10!! That's it! Winner!!!" I said raising Kat's hand in victory. "THATS NOT FAIR!!!!" Beth yelled holding her gut in pain. "Whatever goes.. goes!" I said she just went backstage pissed off. I let Kat celebrate her win and I headed backstage with her.
(Airport)
The show just ended and it was pretty good, except for Punk getting jumped by R-Truth for no reason.. The guy is just insane. We were all tired and we had a plane to catch back to the United States. "I don't wanna go back." Jenny said holding onto Cody as he stroked her hair. "I wanna sleep." I said burrying my face into Punk's chest. He put his arms around me and rubbed my back. "Sleep on the plane." He whispered in my ear. "I probably will." I smiled at him. "CAN WE GET ON THE FUCKING PLANE!?!?!" Miz yelled. "Shut it, were boarding now." Hunter said as he made his way over to us. "Ever walk in on me and my wife again in my office you won't have a job here." He said seriously. "Sorry but you should have a do not disturb sign on the door." I said. "I should, but I won't nice job being the reffere tonight." He said, I was shocked a compliment from him. "Thanks." I said really shocked answering him, he just smiled at me... which was really creepy. So finally after maybe ten minutes we were all on the plane and we took off for the States. And honestly, I can't wait to get back home. I've missed it. Chicago is the best.
To be continued...
Dear Readers, I will be posting a VERY IMPORTANT AND SEPERATE authors note sometime this week. YOU WON'T WANNA MISS IT. I need your opinions!!
Aww italy!!!!! And I would get sun burn! LMFAO XD And Kat beat Beth! Wooo and u stepped on something :P Can't wait for that important note :o Can't wait for the next blog either :)
ReplyDelete...Why are Kristen's parents and brother talking about her popping a kid out of her kooka? o.O HMM...Baby Punks running around soon maybe? ;) ITALY, BEYOOTCH. YOUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND. THE PLACE YOU AND PHIL MADE YOUR MARRIAGE 'OFFICIAL' (If ya know what i'm saying ;D) ...you would walk in on those two having wild crazy monkey sex -_- Out of all people it would be you and Phil...you guys just have the worst luck! :) Beating Beth. That's fun...and easy :) And whoa whoa whooooa! 3 months suspension? What? Hunter loses control of his show first, now he's lost his god damn mind, aha.
ReplyDelete*Taps foot* Waiting for that auothors note!!!!!!
Anyway, like always....loved it ya beyootch! :)
Oh. Sex talk :x That's kinda... strange xD. Oh my gosh... I don't want to see Punk babies -________-" xD Oh! Beating Beth?! Congrats! At least she didn't injury you >_<. Favorite part: "What happened, you guys see a ghost or something?" Jamila asked. "Worse..." I said. "Well whats worse than a ghost?" Jenny asked. "Cody's face is one." Jamila commented. "SHUT UP!!!!" Jenny yelled literally scaring us all. XD LOL Yup that made me laugh so loud!
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