Tuesday, August 2, 2011

My Career Season 7 Episode 2 2/2

In the morning it was about 11:30. Punk looked so calm asleep and I really didn't wanna wake him up but I did anyways. "Punk.." I whispered. "Yeah." He said opening his eyes. "You awake?" I asked. "Kindof." He smiled slightly yawning. I yawned as well, I then realized that he pinned me down on the bed and started kissing me passionatly. "Babe, not here, my parents are gonna walk in." I said turning my head making him kiss my cheek. "Don't worry they won't." He said. "I'm serious, they walk in on us, I'm dead." "But your twenty nine, you should be able to do what you wanna do." "Thanks, but I already knew that. I just don't wanna." I said turning away from him. He just sighed and wrapped his arms around my waist. "I'm sorry." He whispered in my ear. "Don't worry about it." I said turning over to face him and kissed him, he smiled back and me and kissed me again and we kept it going. The door opened slightly and I'm not sure who it was but it shut right back. "Shit," I mumbled pulling away. "I'm sorry." He said. "Come on." I got up out of bed and so did he. I walked out of the room and went into the kitchen and saw a note on the table. "Kristen and Punk," I began to read. "You know they really should call you Phil." I said turning to Punk. "You never call me Phil." He smirked at me. "HAHAHA. Your father and I went out to the store for a few things, we are throwing a party for you guys. For all your accomplishments in both your careers. We are very proud of you two. The party is at 1pm at your brother's house the other sheet of paper has directions to his house, she you soon." I finished reading the note and looked at the directions to his house. "HEY! His house ain't that far from here!" I exclaimed. "How long away is it?" "Only twenty minutes, well.. with my driving we'll get there in ten minutes." "Yeah you drive, cause I have no idea where anything is in this town." Punk said sitting on the couch in the living room. My eyes widened. "I wonder if they still have Turtle Soup!" I said going into the laundry room. "Turtle what?" Punk asked coming up from behind me. "Turtle Soup! My turtle I've had since I was twelve! He's still alive!" "Babe, he wrapped around his thingy in there." He said tapping his tank. "His plat form thingy? I know, he alive though. Can't help it if he fakes Suicide." "So your turtle has suicidal thoughts?" He asked looking at me oddly. "Unfortunatly, I don't understand why, I was the one who always fed him." "You didn't clean his tank?" "No, my mom did. I gave her the dirty work." "Nice daughter." "The best damn daughter she could ever wish for." I said right before kissing him. "Go shower, we gotta be over there in an hour and a half." I said pushing him towards the bathroom. "Jeez, someone's being extremly pushy this morning," He smirked at me. "I wanna see my family!" I said. He took my hands in his and leaned forward and kissed me. *Well, I hope my family doesn't mind me being a little late..*


(Kenny's House; Kenny's POV)


I can't fucking believe that my parents are making me have the party for Kristen and Phil at my house. Seriously? They wanted to have a party for them have it at there house. We all know for sure that I can't cook for shit. So I'm leaving my wife Katherine to do all that. "Are you gonna help me?" Katherine asked. "Nope, I'm to busy watching baseball." I said watching the San Fransico Giants game. "That team sucks, and can you please go wake up Amber? Or play outside with Bently." "Dad come on! Let's go play baseball instead of watching it." "Okay." I said picking him up over my shoulder. "Jeez." I heard Katherine mumble under her breath. "What?" I asked. "Why is the party here when your parents wanted it for your sister?" "Don't ask me there dumb." "Actually your the one thats dumb you said yes that they can have it here." I was paying not attention at all, "HEY!" She snapped her fingers, "I'm up here not down there." She said referring to her boobs. "Sorry." I said. She was not amused at all. "Your so cute." I kissed her cheek. "I've been told." "DAD! Come on!" Bently said tugging on my leg. "Alright let's go." I said going outside to play baseball with him. Sometimes, I wish I never gave up baseball in high school. I'm sure not letting Bently, he's gonna be a star one day. After playing somebaseball with him my parents showed up for more food for the party and my mom helped Katherine and my dad, Bently and I played baseball. After sometime Katherine brought Amber outside, "She wants her daddy. Bently come inside and cool down." She said handing me Amber. Bently went inside and I held Amber. "Hi baby." I said rocking her back and forth. I love being a father, wonder when Kristen is gonna have a kid?


(Normal)


"Punk are you ready?" I said straightening my one last piece of hair. ''Yeah, I am." He said coming out of my room, "I needa wash my hands." He said. "Ew! There all gooey and gross!" I said. "Hair gel, takes time to make this hair perfectly spiked!" "You missed a piece of hair.." I said to him, "Really!? Where!" He paniced. "I'm just joking with you." I playfully pushed him. "Come on missy, and you asked me if I waqs ready." "I am!" I said putting turning the straightener off heading into my room and grabbed my bag. We headed outside and got into our car. "What if your family doesn't like me.." Punk said. "I'm sure they will like you. My parents do." "Well that's your parents not the rest of your family." "They will, and if they don't thats there problem." He nodded in agreement, I pulled out of the driveway and drove to Kenny's house, while driving there we blasted H2O. I'm so happy that he took me to Warped Tour yesterday. It was too much fun. "Babe put the music up louder." I said turning down Kenny's street. He did as I said, I rolled down my window and honked the horn. "I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" I yelled as loud as I could. I parked behind one of the cars and shut the car off. "Someone sure makes there presence known." "Eh, I did that when I got my liscense." "Still can't believe you passed that test." He said. "I deserve it. Go ahead slap me." He gave a pained looked on his face. I kissed his cheek instead. "Come on misiter." I got out of the car and so did Punk grabbing our titles to show off and we walked hand in hand to the backyard. "CONGRADULATIONS!!!" My whole family was in the backyard and I greeted them all one by one and introducing them to Punk. "Someone's a little late." Kenny said tapping on my shoulder. "Sorry, this one took like a two hour shower." I said refferring to Punk. "I so did not. Thats all you." "No it was you." "Why don't you just admit it it was you." "Okay, it was both of us." *shit, did I just say that?* I thought to myself. "Woah, what?" He asked super confused. "Nothing." I said. "Yeah she said nothing." Punk added. "Okay, don't talk about your sex life infront of me." He said than came a little kid. "Dad, can we play baseball again?" Bently asked. "Yeah, in a second. Bently, you haven't seen Kristen since you were a baby. Maybe you were one or two." "Hi Bently." I said giving him a high five. "Hi." He looked at me but not at Punk. "You know who he is?" Kenny asked Bently. "Yeah." He mumbled. "That's CM Punk, you see him on TV all the time." "Oh you watch wrestling?" Punk asked kneeling down at Bently as I did the same and Kenny did also. "Yeah," "So tell me Bently, whose your favorite wrestler?" "John Cena." He said. Punk wasn't amused. "But, I'm the best in the world. I'm number one. John Cena is number two. You like me?" He asked. Bently looked up at him and smiled. "No." I just died laughing. Again, Punk wasn't amused. "Why don't you like me? I'm so much cooler than John Cena." "You stole the belt." He said pointing at the WWE Championship. "Okay, it's not a belt. It's a Championship Title." "It's a belt." "No its not." Yes it is." "No its not." "Yes it is." "Man, I feel like I'm arguing with a six year old." "I am a six year old." "He just turned six last month." Kenny added. "Alright Bently, why don't you and I have a match." Punk asked. Bently just turned to Kenny and me. "You can do it." I said to him. "No I can't." "Well why not?" I asked. "I'm to small." "To small?" I asked. "Look at me! I'm only five foot five! I'm not as tall as the other divas. Niether is Evan Bourne or Rey Mysertio and they win matches. You can do it." "But I don't have any muscles!" Okay this kid is adorable. "Tag team. You, me and Kristen." Kenny said. "But," "Come one, you can do it!" I said encouraging him. "We take his arms you grab his legs." "Okay." "Alright, whatever happens, happens, ready?" "I guess.." "Okay, ready? GO! Push him! Push him!" Bently literally, grabbed his legs and tugged on Punk as hard as he could, but Punk didn't even move at all. "Alright, let me show ya how it's done. Here, come here." And Punk lifted him up by his feet got him in the GTS position and spinned him around. "Oh Bently." I said, my whole family looked at Punk and Bently was just smiling. "I'm not even getting dizzy." He said. Punk got him off his shoulders and handed him to Kenny. "Am I cool enough now?" Punk asked. Bently couldn't even stand up right. "Sure. If you play me in a baseball game." "Another game?" Kenny asked. "Please!!" He begged. "I'll play." Punk said. "Yes! Your cool!" He said. "Here that? I'm cool know." Punk said to me. "Whatever you say." I said going over to Katherine. "Well speak of the devil." She said. "Speak of the devil what?" "We were just talking about you." My mom said. "Bad or good?" "Good." She said. "Okay than what did you say?" "That you and Punk are cute together and that you made a good decision in finding someone to spend the rest of your life with." "Aw thanks mom. And you can call him Phil, he has a name." "His name is Phil?" Katherine asked. "Yeah," I said laughing. "Here ya go." My mom said handing her a baby. "Who is that!?" I asked. "My daughter." Katherine said. "You had another child!?" I asked. "Yeah, her name is Amber had her four months ago." ''AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME!?!" I asked. "Surprise!" She said. "Wanna hold her?" "Uhh, sure." I said sitting down next to her at the table taking Amber from her arms. "Oh, shes a little heavy one!" I said. "She doesn't stop eating." "She's got her mom's looks." I smiled at her. "But her dad's brown eyes." "Thats true." I looked over at Punk and saw him pitch the ball to Bently and Bently hit it as hard as he could and he hit it far. I smiled at seeing this. Punk enjoying himself with my family. He's amazing. He looked at me, smiled at waved, and I waved back. "How long have you been married to him?" Katherine asked. "Almost nine months. On the thirteenth it will be nine months." "My little girl has grown up." My mom added. "Mom, I'm still here just older." I said, Punk came up to me. "Since when did we have a child?" He asked me. "It's not ours its Katherine's." I said handing Amber to him. "Sure I'll hold her." He said sacasitcally. "Punk! Come on and play!" I heard Bently say. "Alright hold on." He handed me Amber back. "I love you." He kissed me. "I love you too." He ran off to play baseball again. "Aww, thats adorable." Katherine said. I handed Amber back to her and talked to more of my family memebers and they love Punk, they say hes so sweet and nice, he at least talked to everyone, well he tried to. He's amazing.

(Indianapolis; Arena 9:30)

Well, its show time and I have Colt with me today. Don't know why, he just wanted to come along. Somethings up, but whatever. I have a match tonight Against Kelly Kelly for the WWE Divas Undisputed Championship. "Do you think you will beat her tonight?" Colt asked as we were sitting on some crates. I turned to him and gave him an odd look. "What do you think? I could sit on her and break her in half." "Well damn, a simple yes would of been nice." "Yes." I said. "Your attitude has changed alot, you hang out with him to much." "I'm not now." I said, "Plus, I'm married to him. So I see him everyday." "Oh my god." He said doing a facepalm. "Okay, I'll see you later, I have a match to win goodbye!" I said taking my titles and heading to my match, but someone stopped me along the way. "Hey." Miz said stopping me. "What Miz? I have a match." I said walking past him. "I hope you win your match!" He said. I turned around and faced him and smirked. "Thanks." I said. "Seriously, I hope you do. Because, Kelly Kelly, she's nothing, compared to you. Your like a ten, and she's like a negative ten." "Well okay, that gives me confidence. Thank you." I said turning back and heading towards the curtain. Ya know.. maybe he isn't that bad as I thought he was...

(Kelly Kelly vs Kristen for the WWE Divas Undisputed Championship!)

Kelly was already in the ring waiting for me and I was so pumped to go out there and win. Feels like it was my first match again, well.. I wasn't pumped i was nervous as hell. So I headed out to the ring with my titles held up high. I love my job, seriously I do. I just hate the people who I work for. So, I got up to the ring and slid between the ropes smiled at the crowd and held my titles up high again. I handed them over to the reffere who handed them to Justin Roberts and the match begin. First Kelly and I just stared at each other and we tried to go for a lock up but I had a better idea. As we were about to lock up, I kick her right in the leg. So I did she went down and landed on her knee. And hard. I go ontop of her and threw in a few punches. She was in pain I told tell. I got her into the turnbuckle. "Are you okay!?" I asked her whispered as I was about to irishwip her. "No, end the match, Irishwip me and hit your finisher, my knee hurts to much!" She whispered back.  I did as she said and won the match. She was helped out by the reff and I was left there to celebrate. As I was about to leave the ring someone's entrance music hit. I looked up the ramp and saw Beth Phoenix heading towards the ring. She got into the ring and we just stared at each other. She then clapped for me. I was confused, I flipped the hair out of my eyes and was leaving the ring. It wasn't just a stare off, she grabbed me and pulled me back into the ring and hit a suplex on me. I held my back in pain, then she gave me a face plant. I seriously think my nose is broken now. I just heard a crack and it was bleeding again. She then grabbed me by my hair dragged me outside the ring and threw me into the padded railing. I just laid there yelling in pain. She went to were the commentary table was a grabbed a microphone and came back to me. "Oh Kristen, while you lay there in pain, I want you to listen to me clearly. You have been running your mouth around here saying that you want everyone in the back to bring their A game? I've been on my A game since day one! Now that I'm back from injury, you better bring your A game, because I'm coming for those championships!" She threw the mic and it hit me in the stomach. She left and I was helped out of there. Oh the pain...

(Backstage; 10:45pm)

"God damn you know how to take a beating." Jamila said getting me some ice. "A broken nose, a bruised back, and a cracked rib from a woman throwing a microphone at you." Jenny said. "I'm surprised she's still standing." Colt said. "I'm not in the mood." I said. "Damn, the fuck happened to you?" Kat asked. "DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER OUT THERE!?!" I asked yelling at her. "Oh.." She said. "Holy shit." I mumbled. "Someone please gimme my phone." I said. "Where is it?" Colt asked. "In my bag top zipper." He got me my phone. "Hey, someone has a new message." "Oh yay," I said taking it. It was from Punk "I know your probably pissed off right know and I can't be there. Watch the rest of RAW your not gonna believe whats gonna happen" I shook my head and put my phone in my pocket. On RAW John Cena just won the WWE championship tournament and he was celebrating in the ring, as he was about to leave the ring. Cult of Personaltiy by Living Colour played. "Holy shit." I said softly. Than out came Punk in his gear with the WWE Championship around his waist. He walked down to the ring and him and Cena had a stare off. Shortly after Hunter's music hit and they talked about Punk's BACK in the WWE and the real WWE Champion will be determined at Summerslam for the Undisputed WWE Championship. "Hooollyyyy craaaaaap." I said. "Yup, she's happy again." Kat said. I just got up and ran towards the curtain.. well tried to run. Punk saw me and ran up to me with open arms. "Told you, you wouldn't wanna miss it." He smiled down at me. "Your back." I said looking up at him. "Little vacation." He said smirking at me right before kissing me. He's back ladies and gentleman. CM Punk is back.

To be continued...

2 comments:

  1. hm...I Take Katherine and Kenny watch Teen Mom? You know, considering two of their kids are named after people on the show :P Awah, looks like Kristen and Punk had fun in NJ! Punk and Bentley, just TOO CUTE. :o Shit Punk returning. AW YEAH. Can't wait to read more!

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  2. Dude!!!! You won the belt! But damn o_O Poor Kelly! Beth kinda scares me XD. Lol I love New Jersey XD, glad you and Punk had fun! And awe!! You and Punk at the end! :')! Bhaha Little vacation!? That was like what? A 2 week thing?! Lol loved the chapter!! :D

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