Saturday, August 13, 2011

My Career Season 7 Episode 4 1/2

Ya know what sucks? Being on injury and being home alone... yup, that feeling just... sucks. It's less than one week til Summerslam and I wanna have my match against Beth so bad. I seriously hate the chick now. Why you may ask? Oh, well one.. she broke my nose and bruised my ribs at first, and than last week she cracked four them. She should be suspended for that, but no. Instead, I get my titles stripped and out of work for two weeks. Just yeah, I had to rant. So while out of work, I've spent more time with the dogs, I've missed them, one day a even went to the park and walked all five of them at one time, don't ask me how I did it, it was a very hard task to complete. I was so bored another day I actually decided to go to the hair salon and dye the whole underneath of my hair blonde. So now, the underneath of my hair is blonde and the top is dark brown. So today, Punk is coming home and I'm very happy to see him later today, also right now Jessie and Steven are over. I've asked them to come over again, I've been lonely. "When does Punk come home?" Jessie asked. "Maybe in like a half hour or so." I asked looking at my phone from the text message he sent me, he said he'd be home in a half hour, he just landed in Chicago. "She's getting all excited to finally see him!" Steven said smirking at me. "I am!" I exclaimed. "Are we gonna go swimming or  what? You guys have a huge ass pool back there and it looks like you never go in it!" Jessie said getting anxious. "Well, jeez. Go in the pool, go get changed, I'll meet you two horny love birds outside." They just glared at me and headed upstairs to change. I shortly followed afterwards and got changed into my white bikini with blue polka dots on it. I put one of Punk's old shirts on over it and headed outside to where Jessie and Steven were. "Don't you dare throw me in!" Jessie said to Steven, he had his arms wrapped around her waist and was about to throw her in the pool. "I would never!" He said, "Than put me down!" She exclaimed with a goofy smile on her face, I smiled at them and went over to the hose and watered the flowers in the back yard. I turned around and saw Steven kiss Jessie, there too cute those two, I'm so happy for them. I went back and continued to water my flowers until a little friend showed up. "Hey puppy." I said picking up Jack, yes I knew it was Jack because of his name tag. Shortly afterwards his brother and sister followed him. Can't believe there almost two years old, its insane how time flys. "My puppy I wuuv you!" I said in that ridiculous puppy voice. I always make that crazy voice for animals, I did for my cat, my fish and my turtle. "Well, jeez. I've been replaced by a dog." I know that voice a mile away. I turned around and saw Punk with flowers in his hand. I smiled and ran up to him. He caught me and twirled me around and set me down. "My girl.." He said to me moving the hair from my face behind my ear. I smiled at him and kissed him. He smiled back at me and noticed my hair was different, he grabbed a blonde strand of hair and gave me a confused look then smirked. "Your true colors are showing." I smacked him in his arm. "I hate you." I said turning away from him. "I'm kidding!" He said wrapping his arms around me. "OW JESUS!" I yelled in pain. "Oh shit I forgot." He said turning me around. "Are you okay? I'm so sorry." I breathed and I was okay. "Yeah, I'm fine. What kind of flowers are those?" I asked grabbing them from the ground. "Lillies." He smiled at me. "Oh my god, I love them!!" I exclaimed jumping up and down. "I'm gonna go get changed into my bathing suit, I'll be right back." He took them from me bringing them into the house. I smiled, I'm happy he's back. Happy Kristen + Happy Punk = ....uh I better not say. I turned around and saw Jessie and Steven in the pool making out. I MEAN FULL ON MAKE OUT! Like, legit Steven eating Jessie's face off! "That does it." I mumbled under my breath, I grabbed the hose and sprayed it at them. "HOLY SHIT!" They both screamed. "KRISTEN! IM GONNA MURDER YOU!!" Steven yelled. "Opps." I said smiling, then it hit me. I had a plan, I was hiding from the back door, but not a far distance. The plan was, when Punk walked outside, I would spray him with the hose. Oh I'm a genius. "Babe I put the.. WHAT THE FUCK!!?!" Punk said walking outside but I stopped what he was saying cause I was spraying him with the hose. "Got you!" I exclaimed turning the hose off heading over to the pool. I took my shirt off and dipped my foot in the pool and it was warm surprisingly. "Come here you!" Punk said lifting me up. "No, Punk no!" He was about to throw me into the pool but I wiggled out of his grip and grabbed a water gun and sprayed him with it. "Oh what the hell!" He said covereing his eyes. "Where did we get all these water guns!?" He asked me when I stopped spraying him. "I got them yesterday, I was bored so why not pick up a few water guns!" I exclaimed. "She has problems." Jessie commented. "Oh, I don't have problems. It was something I was born with." I said proudly. They all just shook their heads at me. Eh, I don't give a shit. "Come here." Punk said, I walked over to him and he wrapped his arms around me, and kissed my forehead. He let go of me got into the pool and held his arms out. I got over by the edge and he grabbed me by the waist and carried me into the pool where Jessie and Steven were. "Oh you wimp." Jessie said. "What?" I asked confused. "You couldn't of jumped into your own pool? You had Punk carry you over here." "Actually, I offered to carry her over here." Punk said. "Oh, forget what I said then." She said. "Oh god." I said, Punk let go over me and I made my way over to the deck and grabbed four water guns and handed the three of them one each leaving one for me. "Girls vs Guys." I said. "YOUR ON!" the guys said and we sprayed each other with the water guns. After that which me and Jessie totally won we wrestled in the pool and enjoyed the day. I've missed these two so much in my life.


( Saturday August 13th Los Angeles; California, Summerslam Fan Axxess)


Now I know what you all are thinking, I should be away from work and be at home resting. See thing is, I don't listen to the rules and I just make up my own and do my own thing. Also, I should be fully recovered by this Monday, so yeah. Plus Hunter isn't around here so I'm all good. Punk and I just arrived at the fan axxess and the people are lined up outside and are ready to interact with their favorite superstar. I was walking and I noticed one fan, it was a teenage girl and she had a poster and it said "Kristen, the true Undisputed Divas Champion. Beth Sucks." That couldn't of made my day, so I'm giving back to that teenage girl. "Hey! Girl in my T-shirt!" She was actually wearing the T-Shirt that WWE Shop made for me. She turned her head really quick and began to freak out. "Nice poster." I said smiling at her, she smiled back. I'm for sure gonna see her later for sure. We walked into the axxess to where all the superstars meet and everyone was shocked to see me. "Yeah, take a picture guys it will last longer!" I said to everyone and they all laughed. "Might break the camera." Beth said walking up to me. "Well, if it isn't the bitch from hell." I said not amused to see her. "I'm shocked that you actually showed up, can you walk fowards and backwards with out falling?" She asked giving me an evil smirk. "Well, I can wip for ass fowards and backwards all around this place." "OHHHHH BITCH SHE TOLD YOU!!" I turned around and saw Kat saying that, but Justin covered her mouth and I looked back at Beth. "Well, I'm sure you miss these." She said taking my titles out of her bag. Yes, I did say my titles, because I didn't lose them. She just stole them from me. "I'm sure I'll win them back as soon as I can." And with that she left and everyone skattered except my group. "She just licked my hand." Justin said taking his hands off Kat's mouth. "Well, you wouldn't move your hands so I had to get them off." She said before moving the hair from her face with her left hand.. and I noticed something. "Kat.. what is that on your finger?" I asked pointing at her hand. It all clicked in. "YOUR GETTING MARRIED!?!" I exclaimed. "HELL YES!!!" She said. "Oh my God!!! Your gonna be like me and Punk soon!" "I'm not sure if Justin and I wanna be like you guys.." She said. "Not personalitly wise dumbass, being married." Punk said. "Oh.." The both said, "Holy shizz, how did you guys graduate high school?" I asked them. They both shrugged and we all went to where we assigned for fan axxess. I was at my own seperate table and the people next to me where Zack Ryder and Jenny. Punk was three tables down from me. Everyone else was skattered around at least I had Jenny next to me, I never talk to her so this was a good oppertunity to talk to her for a little bit. "So Jenny how are you and Cody?" I asked, she turned to me and smiled. "We are pretty good thanks for asking. How about you and Punk?" "Were good too." "Thats cool, ya know I feel like I've known you forever but never talk to you at all." She admitted. ''Ya know, I was feeling the exact same way!" "We should hangout one time after a show, you, me, Cody and Punk!" "Yeah we should so do that!" I said. I turned my head the other way to see Punk but he was signing some fans stuff, they were just coming in and he has a line already, he's so popular I love it. "YO BRO! WHERE MY FANS AT!!" Zack said standing up on his table. "Oh dear God, this is gonna be fun." I mumbled to myself. "YO! Kristen!" He said turning to me, my line was starting to form and so was Zack's... hmm why not give them a show! "YO! Zack!" I said back to him, "Yo, your suppose to be at home resting!? Why aren' you?" "Well Zack, I've decided to come back because I love my fans! I mean who doesn't!?" "Thats true. I mean look at CM Punk down there! He's has a line that goes all the way out to Seaside in New Jersey! He has a bigger fan base than the Jersey Shore cast!" "That's so true!" I exclaimed. "Yo! Where my people at!" Zack exlaimed sitting in the chair begining to sign some fan's stuff for him, I also began to sign somethings for fans. One little girl actually gave me a birthday card, and my birthday was almost a month ago, but still she gave it to me and said happy birthday, which I found to be the most sweetest thing ever. The teenage girl showed up and I signed her poster and shirt for her. I also took a picture with her. She was too nice. It felt like my line would never stop. I love my fans I really do. I also got some get well soon cards from the fans. Like wow, they are amazing. Finally the fans where all done with seeing their favorite superstars and they made their way to where a wrestling ring was set up and they had a match going, Natalya vs Beth Phoenix. I've always have wanted to see them face each other and boy was this match a good one, it at least went on for like fifteen minutes. In the end, Beth won though. Natalya gave her all but Beth was just one step ahead. "Oh Kelly Kelly, if your watching better watch out. Your rematch tommorrow probably means the world to you but it means nothing to me." Then Kelly walked up into the ring anf grabbed the microphone from Beth's hand. "Oh thats funny Beth. I've been training my butt off thanks to Kristen for giving me advice on getting better." "So basically your saying that, you suck more?" She asked. The crowd was all  "OHHH" Kelly was happy now. "Shut the hell up Beth! The only reason you have those titles is because you injuried Kristen you broke her ribs, you broke her nose. You had to cheat in order to get those titles, you don't deserve them! You little-" She was cut off from a punch from Beth and Beth kept hitting her when she was knocked down. I couldn't stand this anymore I've just had enough. I got up out of my seat and made my way down to the ringm but before I headed there Punk grabbed my arm and stopped me. "Punk I gotta go!" I said trying to get free. "I know, don't get hurt." He said right before kissing me with such passion it sent chills up my spine. He broke the kiss and I ran to the ring, I jumped over the gaurd rail and kicked Beth in the gut and got her off of Kelly. She was shocked to see me and just backed up into the corner. I just gave her an evil smirk and begin to stomp on her mid-section after some time, I got her up and set her up for the Third Degree and hit her with it. She rolled out of the ring and trying to get up and get away. I looked down at Kelly who was struggling to get up. "You okay?" I asked helping her up. "Yeah I'm alright." She said holding her head. Oh Beth has no idea what's in store for her tommorrow night at Summerslam.


To be continued...

2 comments:

  1. Jess and Steven, KEEP IT PG EH? It's already bad enough Kristen and Punk don't, we don't need anymore couples getting Rated X, thank you very much. Kristen grabbing a hose and water guns- She needs a new hobby :P haha. Aw, Whats her name was so nice for a teenager :) And to Kristen...i don't get that, but whatever. :O BETH THAT BITCH. BUR3WFCR3FCRDEW SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET HER HEAD OUT OF THAT BIG FAT ASS OF HERS AND TAKE HER BACK TO REALITY.UBERF2QF THAT BITCH. Can't wait to read more!!! :)

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  2. Awwwwwe!!! You going to Axxess because you love your fans!! ^_^ Your helping Kelly! :D You and your crazy ass fighting when you already injured! Shame on you! But you helped someone! I knew you had a nice bone somewhere xD. Love the chapter! :D Oh wait! Must I mention, Justin and Kat... Married, oh lord, poor Justin. Naw I'm joking xD LOL~

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