Hey guys and galls. If ya didn't read the pervious blog's memo at the end, then you will have no idea what is happening. So read the dam memo! XD Enjoy!
"Come on lets go lets go!" says Punk banging on the bathroom door in our lockeroom. "Alright, will you chill!?" i yelled back. Tonight it was him interrupting Edge's promo with Lita with him. They Punk trash talks them, i come out say a few words and bam! Tonight, its me and Punk vs. the two of them! "Well come on! i'm ready!" "Alright! I need time to look this good!" i was fixing my hair and i heard him laugh a little. I opened up the door. "Ready?" he nodded. "Lets go!" and we raced out the door. "Come on babe! Not so fast!" "Sorry! I did track as a teenager!" "Well i didn't!" "Sorry! keep up!" he did and he went to go interrupt Edge and Lita.
(Promo Edge and Lita; Punk and I interrupt)
"So being on here on ECW, we would like to send a little message to ECW roster. If you think your the number one wrestling show, your wrong! Monday night raw is the-" Killswitch engage went of and Punk made his way. "Sorry to interrupt you Edge, but you can't be serious? Is he serious guys?" the crowd reacted to a no. "See, on ECW, we are better than you because we dont have a live sex celebration, no, we compete because we love to wrestle. This isn't sex and the city." the crowd laughed. "We compete and we don't win championships because we cheat. We win them because we earn the shot and win fare and square." Edge and Lita looked at him strangely. Then Edge spoke, "Alright i see where your going with this, but Punk something reminds me. You kinda remind me as a young Edge, doesnt he baby?" Lita nodded. "And i know where you got your lifestyle from, Straight EGDE! From me!" "No i did not I-" Lita grabbed a mic and spoke, "You know what Punk you are just jealous because you can't get a girl." "Alright, but if i did I would have a girl at least its not one that was turned into a sl*t." (Oh yeah and in my story no PG ratings!!) "You know what Punk-" "I met a girl, she liked to party!" my entrance music went off. "My, my, my, I'm so sorry to interrupt guys, but Punk has a point. I mean Lita, lets face the facts, you are a sl*t and there have been alot of balls pounded in that end zone." The crowd couldn't control themselves. Lita looked at me with her arms crossed. "In fact her end zone is like the one when you got to the cardinals game! Its red, round. And its got eleven guys trying to score in one!" "You know what Kristen screw you!" "You would!" i said. Paul Heyman came out. "Hey, hey, hey, know i know that you two can go all night long with this, but no, thats not gonna happen. Tonight its gonna be in that ring, Edge and Lita and there oppents, CM Punk and Kristen! Have fun!" he left and me and Punk went backstage.
(Backstage)
"Oh my God, you did great out there and you kept a straight face." "It was hard to, but it was very funny!" "I was trying not to laugh at and its got eleven guys trying to score in one!" I smiled. "I really hate Lita, i mean shes a great wrestler, just not as a person, shes mean. I hate her guts." "Yeah i do too. But don't worry, you will beat her." "Hey guys whats going on?" "Shannon!" i said hugging him. Punk doesn't mind. "Yeah its me! And oh my god, i was laughing so hard back here!" "I bet so." i smiled and he smiled at me. "Well guys go get ready for ya match, see ya round." he left. Shannon to me is like an older brother, someone that i can rely on. Like Colt. Man wheres he been? Busy. I probably hope winning championship i mean come on Colt!
(Edge and Lita vs. CM Punk and Kristen)
Okay, so the match is about to begin when Edge grabs a microphone. "Before this waste of a match started. I just need to get something off my chest." Edge looks at me. "Kristen, what is with you?" "What?" i said. "You can't be seriously?" "What?!!" i screamed. "What are you friking wearing!?" Im just in my Punk ring attire, with dark make up. I asked for a mic. "I'm wearing what i like. No one should follow in a crowd. Let me be who i wanna be you bastaurd!!" the match began finally with Edge and Punk. Edge was taking control when Punk did some of his jui-jitsu kicks! I love those kicks! Then Edge tagged in Lita. And i just went straight in after her. I was doing everything to beat her up. Pull her hair, punches, kicks, slaps anything. I screamed while beating her up because i hate her so much! Lita is the more expericened wrestler, so she managed to take control. I was in the corner of the ring and she yelled. "Give up!" "Never b!tch!" i got back up and got her into a huriacarana! She was done and i went for the top turnbuckle. "Oh!" i screamed doin some hardyz guz! I always wanted to do that!=) Went for the pin. "1!2!" she kicked out. Edge came in and he got me up in his arms and when he was about to hit me Punk came in and hit him. I was distracted watching Punk. Bam! Running knee in the corner bull dog combination! Lita tried to punch me then i blocked. I did a running knee in the corner bull dog combination! Then the both of them got up, and Punk and i both went fot the GTS on them! We both went for the cover. "1!2!3!" went the ref and he rang the bell and Punk's music went off. Punk and i got out hands raised in victory. He hugged me and kissed me cheek. Finally after taking pictures with fans Punk and i went backstage.
(Backstage)
"You are so awesome!" said Punk carrying me backstage. "No you are!" "You are!" i kissed him. Edge and Lita came by. "This isn't over!" screamed Lita holding her jaw Edge holding her up. "Punk set me down." i whispered. He did. They were about to turn away but, "Hey Lita, love me or hate me still an obbession! If you hate me then fucck you!" She turned away. And Punk picked me back up. "Where do you think of this from?" "All in the im-agin-ation!" he kissed me again and ended the night driving down to North Carolina for another show.
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