Bleep Blaap Bloop =P Lol! Welcome to Season 6 of My
"WOOOO!!! DOWN THE NEXT ISLE!!!!!!!" Of course, your wondering what adventure im in today. I'm food shopping with Punk! =D Funny thing is I'm sitting in the cart and hes driving the cart! People looked at us if were crazy, but hey! Were from.. CORRECTION!!! I'm from New
And she left. Punk came running behind me then he stopped i gave him a look. "28 years of age is young!?" I asked him. "Well I'm 32 to, yeah, 32 is old. Like dam my back hurts and shyt." "Don't worry, i give ya back rub later." I said winking at him. "Oh yeah you'll 'rub' my back alright." he said. "Oh yeah." I said smiling at him. We continued our food shopping, still going crazy. The car ride, don't even get me started. You know what just see for yourself...
"DANCE HARD LAUGH MORE TURN THE MUSIC UP NOWW!!! PARTTYYY LIKEEE A ROCKSTAR CAN I GET A WHAT NOWW!!! I SWEAR I'LL DO ANYTHINGG THAT I HAVE TOOOO TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOUU!!! JUMP UPP FALL DOWNN GOTTA PLAY IT LOUD NOW!!! DON'T CARE MY HEAD SPINNIN ALL AROUND NOW!!! I SWEAR I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT I HAVE TOOOO TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOUU!!!! TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOU!!!" There goes my 'wonderful' singing. I'm singing Till I Forget About You by the most greatest band ever, BIG TIME RUSH!! =D "Babe you just blew me away with that 'wonderful' singing!" Punk said. "Thank you!!!" I put my eyes back on the rode, then i had to sing Logan's part of the song!! "WORLD'S CUTEST NERD EVER!!!! SPENDING
(Altanta Gerorgia 8:30pm)
Punk and I had to go to work, which i love. Work is fun, work is work, work gives ya god dam money! xD Today I find my self having to face Alicia fox. Because i got drafted to RAW, along with Kat and Punk. So her, I, Punk, and Justin are all on RAW. Were all probably gonna raise hell over here! Punk is gonna be commentary today! =D He has no match, soo he asked Vince if he could do commentary tonight, Vince said yes so theres that! XD "Gonna kick some @ss tonight?" Kat said. "No.. noo, i'm not gonna. I'm gonna let that fox woman or whatever her frikking name is win the match." I had no emotion in that. "Oh.." she said. "Kat, stupid questions you'll get stupid answers!!!" I said. She laughed at me and so did Justin and Punk, then Punk had to leave, Cause comentary, I was the first match, so i will see him shortly. I just let time fly by watching TV.
(9:00pm SHOWTIME!)
So the RAW Promo began and Punk made his way down there. I was watching RAW and Punk came out saying "I'm here to scoop out some competition!" Funny man he is. My match was on and Alicia made her way down. "Now this Alicia Fox, i rate her as a 3.5" Punk said. "3.5?! Punk you serious!" Micheal Cole said. "Well sorry, but I have different opinions on girls! And your doesnt count! Now shut the hell up so i can watch!" My entrance music came on and i grabbed my title and headed down to the ring! I came out all smiles and happy! Typical me. I waved to the crowd the one particualry where the announce table is. I heard Punk say. "See that Cole! She smiled and waved at me! I give Kristen a 9.9 rating!" "Really? You give Alicia Fox a 3.5 but Kristen a 9.9!?" Cole said. "Ya gotta admit Kristen is very pretty." King said. "This girl is insane I've heard that she eats a whole can off cheese and then goes around her house singing backstreet boys!" "Now where the hell is the bull from? I bet you she is a very sweet girl and doesn't make bad decisions in life!" Punk retorted. "Arlight, now how would you know this stuff?" Cole asked. "I'm CM Punk. I know everything!" "Yeah okay whats 2+2!?" he asked. "Oh God." King commented. "Alright Cole will you just shut up you little tool!!!" Oh Punky i lovee youu xD. So the match got underway and Alicia got in my face. "B!tch you think your a top dog!? You don't even deserve that championship!! Your nothing without your stupid partner! YOUR NOTHING!" Well, this pissed me off greatly. I made a fist with my broken wrist hard too though, she laughed at it. Then I b!tch slapped her right in the face with my right hand as hard as i could. I went for the pin only a 2 count. "Dammit!!!" I yelled. I got her into a choke hold and i wouldnt let go. And she passed out. I literally made her pass out. Dam im good! "HERES YOUR WINNER... KRISTENNN!!!!!" Justin Roberts said. The reff handed me my title and I celebrated a little. I enjoyed this moment. It was very nice. Then it went to pure hell. Someone's entrance music came on very familiar. Someone I know very well and hate with a passion. It was Lita's entrance music. I turned me head over to the ramp and saw her standing there. Still looking the same, @sshole she is. "Surprised much Kristen!?" The crowd was in total shock the only look you saw on there face was =O or O.o. I was extremely pissed off that she came back. "What the hell are you doin here!!?" I yelled. Only the people in the first row heard me. Yet i screamed pretty loud. "See, you retired me a few years back. And your career became better ever since I left. And I came to a conclusion. Your horrible whenever I'm around. So, I pulled a few strings with WWE Management and we all came to a conclusion, I'm now under a WWE contract!" "WHATT!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. "Yes thats right!! So you'll be seeing me every monday! See you next week!" She said leaving. I just stood there. With a blank look. Nothing is gonna be good for me now. She makes my life a living hell. I hate her. I hate her. GOD I HATE HER! I just sat right down in the ring looking at my title. *This is gonna be on the line sometime soon* I thought to myself. I glanced over the announce table and saw Punk, he didnt look happy either. I slid out of the ring and headed backstage.
(Backstage)
I walked slowly back to the locker rooms. I was approached by Justin. "Hey are you okay?" He asked me. "Yeah I'm okay." I lied big time. "No your not." He said. "Your right.. I'm not." "Niether is Kat, shes pissed, but it looks like you are more." "Gee.. do you wonder why!?" I said sarcastically. He rolled his eyes at me. Then out of nowhere I saw her. Lita right before my eyes I saw her. My eyes burned just looking at her. Ugh how i wanted to puke. She smiled like nothing was wrong and left. "Uhh...." Justin went. "Justin, I think you should go.." I said calm, yet also in a pissed manner. "If you need anything, you know where I should be." Of course in the locker room with Kat. I just took a seat on something. No clue what it was but whatever. I just really didnt care. I just sat there with my legs crossed. With my title right next to me. Before i knew it i was screaming. I have no clue why. Just screaming and not soft, loud screaming. I finally stopped and breathed. I had no clue how long i was sitting there for. I also had no clue that I was crying either. I'm sure my make-up was messed up. I just really didnt care. I heard that RAW was over and I'm sure Punk was coming soon. I wonder what he was thinking while I was back here. He finally spotted me and he wrapped his arms around me. "I texted you a few times." He told me. "I was back here, screaming my dam heart out and crying my frikking eyes out." "Why?" "No clue, i hate her so much i guess i just got my emotions out." "Oh.." "You do know I'm a very emotional person. More emotion than how much you have in your little finger." He looked at his finger. "Sarcasm babe." I said. He smiled at me and rubbed my back. "Don't worry. Ill get you through this." He kissed me on the cheek. "You missed." I said. "What you mean i missed?" He asked. "You 'missed'." He got the hint, then he kissed me on the lips.
(On the way back to the hotel)
Kat wasnt pissed off. I wasn't pissed off as I was before, i calmed down. "Soo, you guys have calmed down." Justin said breaking the silence. "Yeah." Kat and i both said. The silence came again upon us. "Alright this is strange." I said. "Agreed." We all said. "Justin put on the radio I'm to lazy." Kat said. "When aren't you?" Punk commented. "Babe, shh." I said. He looked at me and stuck his tounge out at me, and i rolled my eyes at him. "THE CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!!" the radio went. Kat looked at me and I smiled back at her. We lovee!! This song. "Dude, we gotta record us singing and put it on twitter!!" I told her. "Hell ya!!" She yelled. "Punk pleasee!!!" I looked at him and handed him my phone. "Alright." he smiled at me. "Ready Kat?" "I WAS BORN READY!!!" "Oh jeez." I cleared my throat and waited for the perfect part to sing with Kat. You know its recording." Punk said. "Shh!!" I said. ""You got me watchin now (hey) Got my attention now (hey) Got everybody in the club wanting to know now I am a ladies man Come and be my lady and...
We can ball, soo, ahhhhhh Bring ya body here let me switch up the atmosphere Take you up out of this club and in my new limo Fly you all around the world What you want baby girl
Are you ready to go now!" We acted like total idiots trying to sing this! Justin decided to talk. "You know, your singing is better than the actual song!" "Thank you Justin!!" Kat said. I took my phone from Punk's hands. "Sup guys its WWE Diva Kristen, along with my best friend Kat." "SUPP!!!" She yelled. "Nexus Member Justin Gabriel!" "Hi!" He said. "And CM Punk!!!" I turned around and Punk acted like he was asleep. "Oh how i love him." I said. "Well i hope ya'll enjoyed mine and Kat's wonderful singing!" "Ya you guys better like it! If not we kick your @ss!!" "Isnt she nice?" I asked. "Bye guys!" I stopped the video and replayed it. Its hilarious! "Soo going on twitter. I love how Punk was like fake sleeping!" I said. We all laughed and I uploaded it on twitter. I love these people.
(Hotel Room midnight)
"Man, I'm not even tired who wants to go out tonight?" I asked. "Your not tired?!" They all said in shock. "What?" I asked. "Well your always tired by this time, and you would normally pass out." Justin said. "Really?" I asked. "Yerp." Punk said. I glared at him. "Sir, your the one who-" Kat cut me off. "Please, if its anything regarding... wait, now I'm the one with a sick mind!" "I wasn't even gonna mention about.. oh forget it! Lets go somewhere!!!" "Where!?" They asked mocking me. "No clue." I shrugged. "Wow, for someone who actually wants to go out late, she can't think of a place!" Kat said "Well then you now what? I wanna go to a tattoo parlor, i want a new tattoo. Thats what i wanna do. Get a tattoo!" "At midnight?" Justin asked. "Yeah why not?" "I'm up for it." Punk said. "Dude, whatever she does, you do." He shrugged. And as soon as i opened up the door. FANS! Many many fans! At our door, waiting for us. *How come we didnt hear them while talking? Where they trying to hear our conversation? o.O* "GET BACK IN HERE!!!" Punk yelled and he pulled me back in the room and i shut the door. "Why don't
we just stay here?" I said in panic with my back on the door. They all nodded. "See thats a reason why Justin and I don't stay out late to much." Kat said. "Alright Kat I get it. No need to rub it in anymore of my stupidity." "Oh jeez, sounds like someone is on there monthly gift." She retorted. This got me a little mad. I stood up and got in her face. "Actually Kat, i am on my monthly gift, i get sevre headaches in this one week. So if you could please! Not rub anything in my face or piss me off! Cause i will literally throw you out that window!" She smiled at me and we both laughed. Im joking! =P Her and I always do this to each other. "Wait, so your not on your monthly gift?" Punk asked. I shook my head at him. "No babe, im not." I sat on his lap. "Oh sweet!!!" He yelled. Justin and Kat gave each other a look of disgust, then at us. "You guys really are nasty!" They both said at the same time. "Mainly its me not her." Punk admitted. "SEE!!! What have i been trying to tell you guys!! Hes the nasty one!!!" I yelled at them. The both of them looked at the floor. "I'm waiting for it." I told them. "What?" Kat asked. "I'm sorry." Justin said. "Why you saying sorry?" she asked him. "When someone says I'm waiting for it, that means im sorry. I have manners baby." "I do to!! I'm sorry b!tch!" she said. "Thank you!!" I said. We just chilled and watched TV for a few hours, then at like 4 am. We decided to fall asleep. While i was still in the bathroom trying to get my make-up off. "Babe, why you need to hide behind all the cover up stuff? Your face is perfect just the way it is." Punk said coming from behind me wrapping his arms around my waist. He was right. My face is nice the way it is. I was always told that, by my friends, family, anyone who i knew well. Everyday i would get a compliment, i didnt see it. Now today I do. ''Your right." I got out of his grasp turned around and looked into his eyes. I always get lost in them. Such a bright green. "What? What you lookin at?" He got me out of my trance. "Your eyes." "Why? You like them?" He put his hands on my hips. "Yeah." As i got on my tippy toes to kiss him, phone started to ring. "Mother of God." I mumbled. I answered it. "Hello?" I asked. "Hey! What are you doin this thursday night?!" "Shannon?" I asked. "Hell ya its me!" he said. "Along with Jesse!!" "Shannon ...Jesse!?" "Well look who caught on!?" Shannon said. "Hahha, what do you guys want?" I asked, i put it on speaker so Punk could here. "We were wondering if you wanted to be in our mixed tag-team match this thursday. Cause Mickie got hurt and every other girl said no. So we thought of you." Jesse said. "Uhh.. hold on guys." I turned off the speaker. "Punk, you think i could?" I asked him. "I see why not? Not like Vince is gonna find out. He doesn't even bother with TNA anymore." "Wait, if its a house show, he wont find out." I said. "Ask Shannon or Jesse if it is." I picked up my phone and put it back on speaker. "Shannon is the show a house show?" I asked. "Yes it is." He said. "Great! I can go to it! What state?" I asked. "Delaware." he said. "Sweet, see you guys Thrusday!" "See ya!" They both said and I hung up. "Your coming with me." "No, im leaving ya!" Punk said like as if i said something stupid. I laughed at him. He leaned down and kissed me. Then after awhile of kissing him, he actually picked me up while we were doing it. Finally, he set me down and we went to bed. Off to Delaware!!!
What a way to kick off season 6 =D And also, thisis taking place in the month of January 2011! Hahaha. Next part to come soon =D comment and rate! feedback is nice=)Career!! This Career is going to be Epic! =D On with the new Season =DJersey, you gotta be crazy from there! if you aren't, your just a loser.. While Punk.. Chicago is full of crazy people!! As for example my good friend Kat, that chick is insane, also guys like the BlackHawks, those guys are crazy. =P So he is crazy!! "You know we look like idiots?!" He said. I turned around. "Dilligaf!!!!" I said. He smiled and continued to push me like crazy up and down the isles, surprisingly no one told us to stop! =P I got tired of sitting in the cart so i jumped out, hurt the wrist a little bit, but who cares. And began to run down the isle, while almost knocking an old lady over! "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry are you okay!?" I asked her. "Its okay young one."MONEY LIKE YAA DONT MEAN A THINGGG! GOIN CRAZY NOW DON'T EVEN THINK!! LOSIN MY MIND!! ITS ALL I CAN DOO. TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOUUU!!!!!!" "Well thats pleasant." Punk said sarcastically. I smiled at him, then continued to drive. *Gee aren't we a great happily married couple? xD*
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