"Hm, hm, hm, hm hm!! "Of course, I'm humming to myself. Making up a song, but that shyt on youtube! "Tape, tape, tape... Where the hell is the tape!" I asked myself, I need my wrist tape, for my re-turn match tonight against Lita(She has no idea that I am returning! And shes having an open challenge for her title!). "FOUND IT!" I yelled. "God, I can hear you from the other side of the building." said Shannon walking in. "Um, knock?" I said sarcastically running my hands threw my hair. "Sorry, just I gotta tell you a few things." "Alright, shoot." "Well, Punk gets an ECW Championship match tonight." My eyes widened. "HE DOES!!!!" I screamed. "Yes, and I have been fired." It all went from happiness to sadness. "No, your joking right?" "No." "Shannon stop." I punched him playfully. "I'm not joking, I'm serious." "What makes you lie?!" I asked. "Kristen, I'm not lying, if I were lying would I have this?" He pulled out a letter from his jeans pocket, which his jeans are very nice! I read the letter in my head, it was a resigning letter, well asking Shannon to resign. "You are serious." I said looking at him. "Well look who caught on!" we both laughed. His accent is so adorable, he is too=) Don't tell Punk =P He continued, "Well today is my last day here and I'm saying goodbye to everyone, but I will still see you, cause you and your soon to be husband, are gonna come to Southern Pines NC, and come rides some dirt bikes!" "No way! Thanks Shannon!" "Well, I better get out of here, before security escorts me out of here." He had his arms out for a hug and of course, Shannon is a sweetheart, so I hugged him. "Bye Shannon." I said when he left the room. "Later bro, good luck." Oh God, Punk's coming! I sprayed myself, with my perfume that he loves. Lemon-Lime! "Later man." That was definitely Shannon. I started to stretch when he came in. "Hey guess what?" he looked at me smiling. "What?" I asked. "I GET A TITLE MATCH TONIGHT!!" he literally yelled. "Beat John Morrison's butt!" (While i was out of action, they had a feud) "I will, I just want you to win your match." He came up to me grabbing my waist. "Why just me? Can't we both be winners?" "Yes, but you more importantly." he kissed my cheek. "Nooooo, you." I freed myself from his grip and grabbed my water taking a sip of it. "Okay, both of us." he said finally giving in. "Thats better. Shyt! My match is next!" I ran around in circles. "Breath, breath, calm down. You will be alright. Trust me. I'll be back here for you if anything happens." he kissed me and off I went.
(Lita's Promo before our match)
"So anyways, since I am a WAY better champion than any other Diva back in any roster's locker room. I'm holding an open challenge for my WWE Women's championship. So that means, Layla, Kelly Kelly, or oh wait theres no one else! So one of you get your little Punk @ss out here so I can-" "I met a girl, she liked to party!" I heard the whole arena irrupt when I came out! It was so crazy. When I came out dressed in my gear having, my own shirt that they made me on, it just felt like being a rock star . Let it all sink in, was what I thought. "Hi Lita!" I said acting all happy waving to her. "Guess whose back after a long month! I've been watching ECW, the whole time and, I've heard enough of you running your mouth around here, acting like you own the place. This isn't even your show! You know where you belong? Out, in the garbage! Cause your garbage! No one cares about what you have accomplished! Or wanted to accomplish. They could care less, if you have something to say to them. They love me! These people pay, to see me! Not some sl*t." She was becoming enraged with anger. I could just tell! "Why don't you come down to this ring and prove that you are better than me!" she yelled. Why the hell not! I thought to myself. I ran down to the ring and it all began!
(Lita vs Kristen for the WWE Women's Championship)
As soon as I got into the ring I charged at Lita. "Get your @ss over here!" I yelled at her. I grabbed her hair and slammed her straight down on the mat. Elbow right to the face! Cover! "1!2!-" Only a two?? Come on man!!! I thought about having my 5th time being the WWE Women's Champion. It was only seconds away i can feel it! Lita got up and started to dominate me! It hurt alot to, she went after my head wrist anything that she could do. The crowd started to cheer for me and it was time to take back what was mine! I recovered from everything and hit Lita with everything I got! Finally i got her in the third degree and I won! "Here is your winner and the NEW WWE Women's Champion, KRISTEN!" went the annoucer. The reffere handed me my title, and I held it up high over my head, and I yelled, "I'm back!" I high fived the fans and headed backstage to see what awaited me.
(Backstage)
"Good job! Good job! Congradulations!" Everyone went when I came backstage. "Thank you." i said. I went to the locker room and I found Punk sitting in the chair. "Hey." i said acting all sad. "What? Whats wrong?" He immedialty came up to me, worry about what was wrong. "I just..." I looked up at him. "Got my championship back!!!" I showed him my title. "YA! Thats my girl!" he lifted me up and twirled me around. "Yo man, shes my little sister!" said Shannon running in. "Shannon! I thought you had to leave?" He looked at me putting his hands on his hips. "You think, I would miss you claim your 5th WWE Women's Championship?" I shrugged. "Exactly. And nothing is better than a hardy party!" All of a sudden, Matt, Jeff, Gina, Christine Kat, and Gabe all appeared and threw me a little celebration party! "I don't know what I would do without you guys!" I said at the end. After that I had a photoshoot, with my title and it was completly awesome!
To be continued...
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