"And, I'm gonna win my match at Wrestlemania cause I'm awesome like that! Nah! Nah! Nah!" Making up a song, random me again. Driving in the rental car to the arena is Austin Texas, is fun being by yourself. Because I can sing whatever I wanna sing! When I reached the arena, no one knew that I was gonna show up. Not even Punk, I didn’t tell him, I wanted to surprise him. I grabbed my bag out of the trunk and to my surprise I saw Kat sitting outside all by herself. "Hey Kat!" I yelled. "Hey biitch!" she yelled. "Never been happier to hear that." I said. "What are you doing here? Your not suppose to be here. They are guarding everywhere to make sure that you can't come back." "What? Pssht, you gotta be kidding me. Lita probably persuaded the guards and even the women guards to not let me in." "Yup, she did." "She would seriously. She’s so ridiculous with this." "Well your gonna hurt her right?" "Oh yeah, why you think i showed up?" She shrugged. "Where's my hubby?" "He's inside there." she pointed at the door. "Alright, text him and bring him out here and I want you, to get him to face you the way I am." "Why?" "JUST DO IT!" I yelled. "Okay, okay, calm down, geez." She texted him and I hid, behind the rental car and she got him in position and I ran full speed at him and jumped on his back, wrapping my arms around his neck. "Miss me!?" I yelled. "What the hell are you doing to me?" he asked. "I don't know." "Why are you here?" "Oh just to join the party, possibly crash it." "OH!OH!OH!" "What Kat?" I asked. "Can I help!?" "Why not. Sure." I said. "YAY!!!" she exclaimed. "Dude, there not gonna let you in. Guards are posted anywhere." Punk informed me. "I know Kat told me, but you think that some guards are gonna stop me from getting in there? I work here and I should be allowed to be backstage." "Look." said Punk. He pointed at a poster of me that said BANNED on it. "No way." I said. "Oh well, lets go." The three of us walked in and immediately the guards came right up to me and looked down on me. "Kristen, you cannot be here." One of them said. He was big man, and big and mean and buff! Like dam! "WHY NOT!" I yelled. "Because your banned!" his voice was very deep. "No, no, no I'm not, I've been invited here tonight." "Oh really? Bye how." "By your boss.'' I said taking out my phone and showing him the message from Vince McMahon. "Oh okay, then you are. I will tell all the other guards that you have been invited. I'm very sorry miss." "Its okay, don't worry." I said. "Dumb @ss." I mumbled under my breath. "How did you do that!" asked Punk. "Ahh, well... It was a draft message and it was to Vince McMahon, I covered TO: and he didn't see soo, yeah" "Your awesome." I know, I thought in my head.
(Backstage)
"WILL YOU TWO STOP!!!???" Kat yelled at me and Punk. "What? It's called romantically kissing your girlfriend." said Punk happy as he could be. (Haha, ima good @ss rhymer!! XD) "Well, from my point of view, its just nasty as f**k!" she hopped on the ledge. "Im gonna go get ready for my match against the wh0re from hell." "Your facing you now who tonight?" "Yup, didn't i say this before?" "No." I said. "Well, now I did.'' and she left. "Must she always yell at us?" Punk asked. "She's, one bad SOB." I said. "Hey, i wanna show you something." Punk said taking off his shirt. *o.O LOL* He grabbed some green shirt out of his bag and pulled the shirt over his head. "Come Party With Me, I'm drug free! Haha! Thats hilaroius!" "Cannot like it, dont you love it?" he asked smiling. "Yes i do!" We turned on the TV and watched ECW. Kat was totally
dominating the whole time in the match. But then the reff, told her to stop her beat down. And Lita was able to poke her eyes and screw her vision. -_- And Lita was able to hit her with her DDT and plant Kat right on her head. After Lita won the match, she stated in the ring for a little bit and Kat came back into the locker room with ice on her head. "God dam! I hate her so much!" she yelled sitting on the chair. "Once a biitch always a biitch." I said turning my head back and she nodded at me. And I watched Lita talk. "Hahahahaha!!!!" she laughed. "Beating Kristen at my match against her will be a piece of cake! And i will be put down in history as the Diva who retired victoriously at Wrestlemania! You know what, come with me, I wanna show you something! Just follow me." she went backstage and they showed were she was. "Kat hurry up lets go!" I said. She didnt even respond. She followed me and we hid behind a curtain, notice able enough for the fans to see us. Lita walked by and said, "See Kristen, nothing is gonna-" I ran right up to her and hit her in the back really hard! And Kat helped. I couldnt help but like scream when I was beating her up. Then, Layla decides to get involved, but Kat takes care of her and I beat the living day lights out of Lita. When it was all settled. I grabbed my title, I looked right at the camera and so did Kat. "What was that Lita?" I looked down at her. "Sounds like your all choked up. This Sunday, I'm keeping my title, and I'm taking your career away from you. You can beat on that." I said leaving. Kat nodded and came back to the locker room with me. "Holy shyt!" Punk said. "Were just that gangster!" I said. "Yeah, you got the pants for it!" said Kat. "Oh yeah my gangster pants with the bandana hanging out of my @ss cheek!" I said. "You think she's scared?" asked Punk. "Scared!? Shes terrifed! And Edge better be too!" I said.
I trained for the rest of the week and Sunday approached to me like that!
To be continued...
Dear guys!!! Wrestlemania is next!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!! I'm super excited for it!!!!!!! It will be totally awesome!!! Will I ever find out what Punk has been keeping behind my back???? =P Or will I have to wait in the future and see what hes been doing??? I will find out on way or an other! =PP Comment and Rate!!! Thanks guys!
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